Suddenly! A Wild Fontaine Appears! And he comes bearing... a crumpled poem?

[bigbaldbronco]

I think This is for you McGee, I found it on the floor

Dearest McGee,
Are you the one rose, I've been longing for?
Dotted with drops of rain, a beauty I can't help but adore
You drew me closer still, rest of the world I ignored
An honest simple scent, I hadn't known before

I wish I could stay, be with you forever more
But I'm from far away, there's a

Comments

[anirishbloke]

Whoever this Bess cunt is I'll smack seven shades o' shite outta 'em, I will.

[bigbaldbronco]

The must /really/ like you, paddy.

[anirishbloke]

Feck off. Don't ye be callin' me that, ye gobshite.

[bigbaldbronco]

Wot would ye prefer then? Leprechaun? Spud? Tory?

[polarsoybeans]

That’s a particularly disgusting shade of pink.

Wait a second....B. E. S.......Bernard...E....Sawyer....THAT WAS MY NAME. THAT IS MY NAME.

BUT I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!
/panics

OOC: For those of you who don't know, I named my grossman splicer (Before he spliced, I guess) Bernard Sawyer cause it sounds like soybeans. :'D

[bigbaldbronco]

Don't worry Soy its Benny Eugene Stango

[anirishbloke]

EUGENIO.

[bigbaldbronco]

Eugene is definately better.

[yesmisteralex]

Drops of rain?

But it doesn't rain in Rapture.

[1st_protagonist]

*bites his lip*

CCCCCB

[wildmustango]

Frank, what've you done.

[bigbaldbronco]

Nothin' much.

Ben, you're never gonna get laid unless I help ya, You cant even find a fat woman, Christ.

[wildmustango]

Don't ya ever listen, Frankie? I ALREADY HAVE A DATE. TO PROM. WITH A WOMAN. YA THINK JUST BECAUSE THEY WON'T LOOK TWICE AT YOU--

Christ.

/frustrated headshake

[bigbaldbronco]

Well excuse me, bucko, I'm a alot smarter than you give me credit for, and im pretty positive that you are usin' her as a cover because you simly scream gay! Where the fuck did I go wrong with you?

Christ.