Suddenly! A Wild Fontaine Appears! And he comes bearing... a crumpled poem?

[bigbaldbronco]

I think This is for you McGee, I found it on the floor

Dearest McGee,
Are you the one rose, I've been longing for?
Dotted with drops of rain, a beauty I can't help but adore
You drew me closer still, rest of the world I ignored
An honest simple scent, I hadn't known before

I wish I could stay, be with you forever more
But I'm from far away, there's a

Comments

[wildmustango]

Frank, what've you done.

[bigbaldbronco]

Nothin' much.

Ben, you're never gonna get laid unless I help ya, You cant even find a fat woman, Christ.

[wildmustango]

Don't ya ever listen, Frankie? I ALREADY HAVE A DATE. TO PROM. WITH A WOMAN. YA THINK JUST BECAUSE THEY WON'T LOOK TWICE AT YOU--

Christ.

/frustrated headshake

[bigbaldbronco]

Well excuse me, bucko, I'm a alot smarter than you give me credit for, and im pretty positive that you are usin' her as a cover because you simly scream gay! Where the fuck did I go wrong with you?

Christ.

[wildmustango]

I AIN'T USIN' HER AS NO KINDA COVER, I GOT MORE RESPECT FOR WOMEN THAN THAT, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW.

[bigbaldbronco]

I HAVNT SEEN YOU WITH A GIRL SINCE GRADE SCHOOL! AND YOU WERE TO DAMN EMBARASSED TO HOLD HER GODDAMN HAND!

[wildmustango]

YOU'RE STILL HOLDIN' THAT AGAINST ME? I WAS SIX YEARS OLD.

[bigbaldbronco]

I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE SIX I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT JUNIOR HIGH.

[conscious_wind]

Oh good, we're still on mate?

*Looks at Fontaine*

Lord, this is why none of the women want ta date ya!

[wildmustango]

HELL YEAH WE'RE--

...sorry. I mean, uh, hell yeah we're still on! I rented a tux and everything.

[conscious_wind]

Oh that's grand, love. I've got me a dress and I'll let me hair down.