What the devil

[urfuckingfired]

Today, I woke up outside my tank, and only had one penis.

One.

It's considerably smaller than what I previously remembered it to be, too. How on Earth am I going to penetrate Gus when my willy-dilly is this tiny?

I am also notably more hairy, not to mention less than good-looking, which I don't like at all.

On the bright side, I smell delightfully --

Comments

[greatchainmyass]

Oh my God I feel like I'm in my mom's vagina or some bullshit like that.

[urfuckingfired]

Give me my body back, you
traitor!

[greatchainmyass]

You mean "my fetus"? Because this isn't a body at all.

And who y'ah callin' a traitor you pompous order takin' fat cat? At least I got smart and got outta that sort o'business.

[urfuckingfired]

At least you were not tempted into it! They tempted
me -- tempted me with cream-filled cakes and... well, Sofia.