Today, I woke up outside my tank, and only had one penis.
One.
It's considerably smaller than what I previously remembered it to be, too. How on Earth am I going to penetrate Gus when my willy-dilly is this tiny?
I am also notably more hairy, not to mention less than good-looking, which I don't like at all.
On the bright side, I smell delightfully --
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traitor!
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And who y'ah callin' a traitor you pompous order takin' fat cat? At least I got smart and got outta that sort o'business.
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me -- tempted me with cream-filled cakes and... well, Sofia.
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