All you welfare hounds are invited...

Apr 07, 2010 23:34


[is struggling to not grimace]

Hello, vagrants people of Rapture. My dearest darling dear Charles has decided to be woefully incredibly philanthropic by throwing a dinner party tonight for the parasites locals. Sadly Fortunately, I was not allowed to slip rat poison into the meals able to provide enough real food for all of you ( Read more... )

font face="straight up murder", fuck the poor, lady smith splicer, don't go to sleep

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fuckingmongoose April 8 2010, 07:40:57 UTC
*licks lips*

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treatalady April 8 2010, 08:53:23 UTC
What in the blazes are-

[grabs broom]

Get. Out.

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fuckingmongoose April 8 2010, 09:07:02 UTC
*pees on the rug*

I'm invited, yes?

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treatalady April 8 2010, 09:23:31 UTC
No, you filthy little rat!

[hits with broom]

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hooched_up April 8 2010, 09:32:05 UTC
[starts stuffing dinner rolls down bra]

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treatalady April 8 2010, 11:38:39 UTC
Good heavens! Young... ma... lady?, what on EARTH are you doing!

[slaps hand]

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ladiesman1959 April 8 2010, 15:40:03 UTC
Wait, everyone?
Even me and *zap* Baby Jane?

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treatalady April 8 2010, 21:02:37 UTC
Explain why the cat is stuck to your back and I'll think about it.

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ladiesman1959 April 8 2010, 23:46:43 UTC
It just likes me. :I
*zap*

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treatalady April 8 2010, 23:51:13 UTC
... it looks dead, young man.

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dady_issus April 8 2010, 17:48:24 UTC
WOO TIME TO PARTY

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treatalady April 8 2010, 21:02:49 UTC
[forced smile]

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