Mar 02, 2010 12:16
I have removed
your face
that was only
scheduled
for rhinoplasty
and which
you were probably
frightening
children with
Forgive me
it was mediocre
so banal
and so
ugly
ayn rand(y),
call it an homage,
dr. j.s. "buttahfingers" steinman,
hector "boozy floozy" rodriguez,
pretty princess dress-up time,
mark "basketface" meltzer,
better than sex,
in no way is this creepy,
sander "i'm rich biatch!" cohen,
it's not rape if you yell surprise,
pi-fucking-casso bitches,
shutyoursymmetricalmouthdoctor,
crack,
shutupgoddessgrownupsaretalking,
mark "should've said no" meltzer,
deformity is an aphrodisiac,
that oath was just a suggestion!,
stan "the man" poole,
jasmine "baby factory" jolene
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Ryan smashed my face in with a pipe.
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Cretin.
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It's a nice life, under the sea.
And she'll fit in so naturally,
With the others who run with their needles
To bodies that rot in the wild.
Does it matter?---losing your mind?...
Pressed and twisted and told what to be,
Till it's not so bad, under the sea
As you dawdle and fail to remember
All the moments that you left behind.
Do they matter?---those terrors you had?...
She needed you, so you were here,
And now she has nothing to fear
As she looks up, away from your helmet
And walks away with her new dad.
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However, the only reason I'm still looking at you at all is because you're clearly more sentient than most ... gentlemen in diving suits. I've always wondered what you have under those helmets of yours. Are you free this Thursday?
I would fit you in sooner, but I'm afraid dismantling revitalizing Miss Jolene will take some time. I'm sure you understand.
[patronizing winning pleasantly manical smile!]
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...What?
It doesn't come off.
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I could've sworn Ms. Lamb said something about it being removable...
Mind if I take a peek?
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...if only you were as lovely as your voice. A shame indeed.
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I'll put you on the schedule. Come back next Thursday, Miss-what was your name again?
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