This is just to say

[fuck_symmetry]

I have removed
your face
that was only
scheduled
for rhinoplasty

and which
you were probably
frightening
children with

Forgive me
it was mediocre
so banal
and so ugly

Comments

[evesjasmine]

Make me pretty, doctor.

:c

Ryan smashed my face in with a pipe.

[fuckyougotmine]

That man needs a good kick in the head.

[evesjasmine]

And in the nuts.

[fuckyougotmine]

At the same time.

[floodingisfun]

Wouldn't like ta be the poor sucker to who that's addressed.

[fuck_symmetry]

I'll get to your case soon enough, Mr. Poole. You've been blessed with a certain natural charm, but that doesn't mean it should go without improvement.

Cretin.

[floodingisfun]

Uh huh. I'm stayin' the hell away from Medical, you crazy coot.

A challenger of poetry appears!

[not_harry_mason]

Does it matter?---losing your child?...
It's a nice life, under the sea.
And she'll fit in so naturally,
With the others who run with their needles
To bodies that rot in the wild.

Does it matter?---losing your mind?...
Pressed and twisted and told what to be,
Till it's not so bad, under the sea
As you dawdle and fail to remember
All the moments that you left behind.

Do they matter?---those terrors you had?...
She needed you, so you were here,
And now she has nothing to fear
As she looks up, away from your helmet
And walks away with her new dad.

Re: A challenger of poetry appears!

[fuck_symmetry]

I'm sure that was very tender and heartfelt.

However, the only reason I'm still looking at you at all is because you're clearly more sentient than most ... gentlemen in diving suits. I've always wondered what you have under those helmets of yours. Are you free this Thursday?

I would fit you in sooner, but I'm afraid dismantling revitalizing Miss Jolene will take some time. I'm sure you understand.

[patronizing winning pleasantly manical smile!]

Re: A challenger of poetry appears!

[not_harry_mason]

So tell me, have you ever considered writing a book about how to make friends and influence people?

...What?

It doesn't come off.

Re: A challenger of poetry appears!

[fuck_symmetry]

I have more important things to do with my hands than write books, Mr. Meltzer.

I could've sworn Ms. Lamb said something about it being removable...

Mind if I take a peek?

[raptureblues]

And this is why I avoid the free clinic when Dr. Lamb's not in for counseling sessions.

[fuck_symmetry]

I really wish you wouldn't stay away from the Pavilion. I so infrequently get the chance to work on features like yours, especially ones that require so much work to be presentable.

[raptureblues]

You're not about to get that chance, doctor

[fuck_symmetry]

Such a shame. I feel sure I'm nearing a breakthrough the likes of which this world has never seen. If only the final pieces would fall into place...

...if only you were as lovely as your voice. A shame indeed.

[bbjane]

DOCTOR, MAKE ME P-P-PRETTY! MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL LIKE I USED TO....LIKE I USED TO BE!

[fuck_symmetry]

I would be delighted to take your face off case, miss. There are several improvements I can make to your jaw that would put you miles ahead of the other actresses, I assure you. A hush of astonishment will fall over the room whenever your jaw makes your presence known.

I'll put you on the schedule. Come back next Thursday, Miss-what was your name again?

[bbjane]

YES! I'll finally be b-b-beautiful again! My...my name is Jane.