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fuck_symmetry in circusofwhores

This is just to say

Mar 02, 2010 12:16

I have removed
your face
that was only
scheduled
for rhinoplasty

and which
you were probably
frightening
children with

Forgive me
it was mediocre
so banal
and so ugly

ayn rand(y), call it an homage, dr. j.s. "buttahfingers" steinman, hector "boozy floozy" rodriguez, pretty princess dress-up time, mark "basketface" meltzer, better than sex, in no way is this creepy, sander "i'm rich biatch!" cohen, it's not rape if you yell surprise, pi-fucking-casso bitches, shutyoursymmetricalmouthdoctor, crack, shutupgoddessgrownupsaretalking, mark "should've said no" meltzer, deformity is an aphrodisiac, that oath was just a suggestion!, stan "the man" poole, jasmine "baby factory" jolene

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evesjasmine March 2 2010, 18:18:33 UTC

Make me pretty, doctor.

:c

Ryan smashed my face in with a pipe.

fuckyougotmine March 2 2010, 18:32:58 UTC

That man needs a good kick in the head.

evesjasmine March 2 2010, 18:33:39 UTC

And in the nuts.

fuckyougotmine March 2 2010, 18:34:19 UTC

At the same time.

evesjasmine March 2 2010, 18:36:40 UTC

Exactly.

I'd like to see him produce children after that.

fuckyougotmine March 2 2010, 18:40:24 UTC

Or even attempt it. He won't be able to stand up straight, let alone make other parts of himself do the same.

evesjasmine March 2 2010, 18:43:27 UTC

Good.
We don't need any more of his children running around.
Jack is enough by himself.

fuck_symmetry March 3 2010, 01:13:31 UTC

You can say that again.

That little bastard is always interrupting my most promising work. It's like he has a sixth sense for barging in on brilliance, I swear to christ.

Have you ever thought about tying him to a post in the yard?

fuck_symmetry March 2 2010, 22:20:33 UTC

Yes, goddess, he did have the beginnings of a good idea with that pipe. No skill, however, no skill at all ... you can still see where her eye originally was before her cheek was shattered. No, goddess, I don't believe he used a golf club. No, not in the slightest, he couldn't make those injuries with a fleshy "pole" and how did we end up discussing that again? No, I will not ask her!

I can see that and it's beautiful I would be delighted to finish fix the work he's done to you. Sometimes the clumsiest of amateurs leaves inspiration in his wake. Luckily, I have an open spot in my schedule. My previous patient ... recovered earlier today.

Come with me!

evesjasmine March 3 2010, 02:13:28 UTC

Of course!

Oh gee, I hope this doesn't leave me horribly disfigured in any way~
[whistles]

fuck_symmetry March 3 2010, 19:44:15 UTC

Of course not.

Right this way, Miss Jolene ... the intake nurse is pinned to the back wall out today, so we'll just go straight to surgery...

[revs "mini"-Defacer]

evesjasmine March 3 2010, 21:43:23 UTC

Ohhh... Riiiiiiiight.

I forgot you went batshit insane.

I'm just gonna run for the door now.

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