Mar 02, 2010 12:16
I have removed
your face
that was only
scheduled
for rhinoplasty
and which
you were probably
frightening
children with
Forgive me
it was mediocre
so banal
and so
ugly
ayn rand(y),
call it an homage,
dr. j.s. "buttahfingers" steinman,
hector "boozy floozy" rodriguez,
pretty princess dress-up time,
mark "basketface" meltzer,
better than sex,
in no way is this creepy,
sander "i'm rich biatch!" cohen,
it's not rape if you yell surprise,
pi-fucking-casso bitches,
shutyoursymmetricalmouthdoctor,
crack,
shutupgoddessgrownupsaretalking,
mark "should've said no" meltzer,
deformity is an aphrodisiac,
that oath was just a suggestion!,
stan "the man" poole,
jasmine "baby factory" jolene
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:c
Ryan smashed my face in with a pipe.
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I'd like to see him produce children after that.
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We don't need any more of his children running around.
Jack is enough by himself.
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That little bastard is always interrupting my most promising work. It's like he has a sixth sense for barging in on brilliance, I swear to christ.
Have you ever thought about tying him to a post in the yard?
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I can see that and it's beautiful I would be delighted to finish fix the work he's done to you. Sometimes the clumsiest of amateurs leaves inspiration in his wake. Luckily, I have an open spot in my schedule. My previous patient ... recovered earlier today.
Come with me!
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Oh gee, I hope this doesn't leave me horribly disfigured in any way~
[whistles]
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Right this way, Miss Jolene ... the intake nurse is pinned to the back wall out today, so we'll just go straight to surgery...
[revs "mini"-Defacer]
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I forgot you went batshit insane.
I'm just gonna run for the door now.
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