Aphrodite's Devotional Hour is brought to you by Steinman's Aesthetic Ideals:
"Steinman's Aesthetic Ideals: Because aesthetics are a moral imperative and you're all so ugly the city is leaking because your reflections are cracking the glass do you want us all to drown or will you let me rearrange your hideous face into a masterful work of art at a
(
Read more... )
Comments 22
Reply
Lady, if I could get a woman to... worship my creme-filled cake, would I be here or would I be in Siren Alley huntin' her jellybean?
Reply
Sofia Lamb has been under your bulbous newsman's nose for this long and you've never tried to prop her up on your tripod? Didn't you take a photography class together at the Y when you were teenagers? Seize the ass, Stanley, seize it with both hands and don't cream yourself early let go!
Reply
Reply
( ... )
Reply
Reply
But I also believe I remember Dr. Grossman speaking of his boyfriend, so...
/rubs temples
As if the site's demand wasn't tricky enough already.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
This is the Spirit of Rapture Herself, telling you to do what you want, when you want-
It's the only moral way to live your life!-
You know what you have to do.
Reply
Mister Cohen, yer not gonna be the only one I leave these goggles on for...
Let's do it. With blowtorches. And wrenches.
Screw Mister Ryan. Hard. He treats us like slag. He wouldn't even listen to your last proposal for spending the night screwing each other, 'bout his kid taking out half the city.
Reply
Leave a comment