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APHRODITE'S DEVOTIONAL HOUR

Mar 02, 2010 10:19

Aphrodite's Devotional Hour is brought to you by Steinman's Aesthetic Ideals:

"Steinman's Aesthetic Ideals: Because aesthetics are a moral imperative and you're all so ugly the city is leaking because your reflections are cracking the glass do you want us all to drown or will you let me rearrange your hideous face into a masterful work of art at a ( Read more... )

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evesjasmine March 2 2010, 16:40:15 UTC

And now I have the sudden urge to make out with Mr.Sinclair...

floodingisfun March 2 2010, 16:43:01 UTC

Oh boy. I thought not splicin' up would save me from seein' invisible women.

Lady, if I could get a woman to... worship my creme-filled cake, would I be here or would I be in Siren Alley huntin' her jellybean?

divinecounsel March 2 2010, 17:28:56 UTC

YOU WASTE MY TIME! THE ANSWER IS AS PLAIN AS THE invisible NOSE ON MY ELBOW!

Sofia Lamb has been under your bulbous newsman's nose for this long and you've never tried to prop her up on your tripod? Didn't you take a photography class together at the Y when you were teenagers? Seize the ass, Stanley, seize it with both hands and don't cream yourself early let go!

floodingisfun March 2 2010, 17:42:26 UTC

L-lamb? But she is way out of my league hates my guts, and she's a brazen pinko, and she's always carryin' around that damn notebook! Christ, she'd probably grade me afterwards.

mmhsocommongood March 2 2010, 17:45:41 UTC

Oh divine voice, I fear this platform has gone mad. Look what it has asked me to do!

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not_harry_mason March 2 2010, 18:09:37 UTC

I could've sworn that bot was a very fabulous boy.

mmhsocommongood March 2 2010, 20:10:10 UTC

All I recall is the name Cherry Razorthong and a complaint to Gilbert, something about the female to male employer ratio which I assumed made it a ladybot.

But I also believe I remember Dr. Grossman speaking of his boyfriend, so...

/rubs temples

As if the site's demand wasn't tricky enough already.

fuckyougotmine March 2 2010, 20:12:02 UTC

Maybe the bot is intersexed.

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fearmyblowtorch March 2 2010, 18:43:13 UTC

Oh Bill, my love, come and let me bend your sweet, sweet pipes.

.....I couldn't keep a straight face typing this. I tried. But failed. onesaneman March 2 2010, 22:16:41 UTC

Oh Jacob, you're so sweet...but I love Mister Ryan..but your blowtorch..it's so...ahn....hot...I shouldn't....Mister Ryan....but this voice, it tells me to do whatever I wish...the glint of light off you're goggles as you gaze into my sunken and weather eyes tells me you really understand me....really understand what's going through my crusty yet delicate heart....

fuckyougotmine March 2 2010, 22:29:50 UTC

McDonagh-

This is the Spirit of Rapture Herself, telling you to do what you want, when you want-

It's the only moral way to live your life!-

You know what you have to do.

I couldn't keep a straight face reading that. I didn't try to. fearmyblowtorch March 2 2010, 22:32:10 UTC

So I'm not going batty after all...you've heard the naked dame's voice, too...

Mister Cohen, yer not gonna be the only one I leave these goggles on for...

Let's do it. With blowtorches. And wrenches.

Screw Mister Ryan. Hard. He treats us like slag. He wouldn't even listen to your last proposal for spending the night screwing each other, 'bout his kid taking out half the city.

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