APHRODITE'S DEVOTIONAL HOUR

[divinecounsel]

Aphrodite's Devotional Hour is brought to you by Steinman's Aesthetic Ideals:

"Steinman's Aesthetic Ideals: Because aesthetics are a moral imperative and you're all so ugly the city is leaking because your reflections are cracking the glass do you want us all to drown or will you let me rearrange your hideous face into a masterful work of art at a

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[fearmyblowtorch]

Oh Bill, my love, come and let me bend your sweet, sweet pipes.

.....I couldn't keep a straight face typing this. I tried. But failed.

[onesaneman]

Oh Jacob, you're so sweet...but I love Mister Ryan..but your blowtorch..it's so...ahn....hot...I shouldn't....Mister Ryan....but this voice, it tells me to do whatever I wish...the glint of light off you're goggles as you gaze into my sunken and weather eyes tells me you really understand me....really understand what's going through my crusty yet delicate heart....

[fuckyougotmine]

McDonagh-

This is the Spirit of Rapture Herself, telling you to do what you want, when you want-

It's the only moral way to live your life!-

You know what you have to do.

I couldn't keep a straight face reading that. I didn't try to.

[fearmyblowtorch]

So I'm not going batty after all...you've heard the naked dame's voice, too...

Mister Cohen, yer not gonna be the only one I leave these goggles on for...

Let's do it. With blowtorches. And wrenches.

Screw Mister Ryan. Hard. He treats us like slag. He wouldn't even listen to your last proposal for spending the night screwing each other, 'bout his kid taking out half the city.

Re: I couldn't keep a straight face reading that. I didn't try to.

[onesaneman]

I think th' naked dame is the Spirit of Rapture...but we both may indeed be crazy.....crazy for each other that is!

damn straight let's do it. right here, right now, with the Spirit of Rapture watching over us voyueristically standing guard over us. What happens in whitetext, stays in whitetext

Mister Ryan never listened to my sweet, sweet proposals of love , not really! Sometimes he'd just nod, and smile, and let me do whatever it was I had wanted to do....as long as it didn't involve himself doing or changing anything that is!

RPing falls victim to RL

[fearmyblowtorch]

A spirit of Rapture, eh? Thought Ryan had a hot, steamy night with her scared her off years ago with that whole "No gods, no kings, only man" BS.

Like that one time at band camp. Except with more sex. Speakin' of that, yer mustache is making my groin itch.

Typical Ryan. When he's not avoiding rape by Cohen making his moronic speeches, he's screwing up the lives of honest fellas like us.

"I Had to RP" is probably not an acceptable reason to fail out of college.....curses.

[onesaneman]

Yeah, but she heard my fervent prayers for her to come get Ryan to love and listen to me again got so ticked off with the way he's been running Rapture that she's back, and she here to rip some people's balls off keep everyone in line.

That is because it is my sex-stache. It is the itch of passionate desire you are feeling. Here, let me scratch it for you with mah pipes

((OOC: Recently, I realized the BioShock abbriviates to BS. We are obviously are doing what the creators desire.))

A girl can dream, right?

[fearmyblowtorch]

Ah. Best to lay the nearest person low then. And protect the family jewels.

Never shave yer sex-stache, then. And keep working those sexy pipes...unf.

((Oh god, so true. It makes you wonder how flattered/freaked out they would be if they stumbled across this community.))