Aphrodite's Devotional Hour is brought to you by Steinman's Aesthetic Ideals:
"Steinman's Aesthetic Ideals: Because aesthetics are a moral imperative and you're all so ugly the city is leaking because your reflections are cracking the glass do you want us all to drown or will you let me rearrange your hideous face into a masterful work of art at a
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This is the Spirit of Rapture Herself, telling you to do what you want, when you want-
It's the only moral way to live your life!-
You know what you have to do.
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Mister Cohen, yer not gonna be the only one I leave these goggles on for...
Let's do it. With blowtorches. And wrenches.
Screw Mister Ryan. Hard. He treats us like slag. He wouldn't even listen to your last proposal for spending the night screwing each other, 'bout his kid taking out half the city.
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damn straight let's do it. right here, right now, with the Spirit of Rapture watching over us voyueristically standing guard over us. What happens in whitetext, stays in whitetext
Mister Ryan never listened to my sweet, sweet proposals of love , not really! Sometimes he'd just nod, and smile, and let me do whatever it was I had wanted to do....as long as it didn't involve himself doing or changing anything that is!
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Like that one time at band camp. Except with more sex. Speakin' of that, yer mustache is making my groin itch.
Typical Ryan. When he's not avoiding rape by Cohen making his moronic speeches, he's screwing up the lives of honest fellas like us.
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That is because it is my sex-stache. It is the itch of passionate desire you are feeling. Here, let me scratch it for you with mah pipes
((OOC: Recently, I realized the BioShock abbriviates to BS. We are obviously are doing what the creators desire.))
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Never shave yer sex-stache, then. And keep working those sexy pipes...unf.
((Oh god, so true. It makes you wonder how flattered/freaked out they would be if they stumbled across this community.))
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