The Fail safe Ocean Waters

[rosie_riv]

It is time, now. For what seems like an eternity I have toiled as faithful servant to my cause; maintaining the paradise of Rapture. But now, paradise has become twisted. Rapture has fallen into darkness and despair, and the inhabitants have quickly followed. Where there once rang out the happy sounds of children at play, now, instead, haunting

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[dady_issus]

daddy ... is that you?

[ladiesman1959]

Wat.

[hardgayroses]

[/Wolf whistles]

Bawooooo!

["Now aren't YOU a sexy darling?"]

[rosie_riv]

I can't tell you how relieved I am to see the face of one of my own!
Especially such an--attractive face..

..Your rivets are quite stunning...

[objectivismlol]

I saw the pretentious font and just stopped reading.

You're probably a parasite so, y'know, good luck with that. Except not.

[rosie_riv]

I've been here long enough to know your face, you dishonest charlatan, and to develop a strong feeling of distaste whenever I hear your oily voice come over the sound waves. It's a wonder that a being with your level of consciousness has not died from the shame you have reeked upon yourself.

[objectivismlol]

I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over your whining.

[urmothergoose]

Now now Mister Ryan, no need to be evil. I am sure you went through the same teenage stage too.

[floodingisfun]

...Hey.

Hey, buddy.

That's my schtick you're usin'. Get your own.

[dady_issus]

I think his schtick is biger then your schtic puppy.

[floodingisfun]

...That doesn't mean he can just take my idea. Look, he's not even creditin' it. :(

[rosie_riv]

It's a wonder you haven't fled this sinking ship with the rest of the rats, Stanley Poole. Have you lost your way, or have you perhaps not tired yet of feeding off the scraps of other people's misfortunes?

And my schtick' will Always be bigger than your schtick.