The Fail safe Ocean Waters

[rosie_riv]

It is time, now. For what seems like an eternity I have toiled as faithful servant to my cause; maintaining the paradise of Rapture. But now, paradise has become twisted. Rapture has fallen into darkness and despair, and the inhabitants have quickly followed. Where there once rang out the happy sounds of children at play, now, instead, haunting

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[floodingisfun]

...Hey.

Hey, buddy.

That's my schtick you're usin'. Get your own.

[dady_issus]

I think his schtick is biger then your schtic puppy.

[floodingisfun]

...That doesn't mean he can just take my idea. Look, he's not even creditin' it. :(

[rosie_riv]

It's a wonder you haven't fled this sinking ship with the rest of the rats, Stanley Poole. Have you lost your way, or have you perhaps not tired yet of feeding off the scraps of other people's misfortunes?

And my schtick' will Always be bigger than your schtick.

[floodingisfun]

Mainly I just ain't got a submarine.

...you don't know how big my schtick is.

[hooched_up]

This guy is really mean talking about your schtick like that.

[floodingisfun]

He is. My schtick's just fine. I ain't got nothin' to be ashamed of.

[hooched_up]

You're an example for all the guys with small schtick's. c:

[floodingisfun]

Yeah, it's... it's what ya do with the schtick, isn't it? I actually put some effort in, I didn't walk around writin' stories 'bout how it'd happen by isself someday.

[hooched_up]

You're so amazing. *A*

[rosie_riv]

Plus, your stunt cost me hundreds of hours of unpaid overtime, you pestilent ass.

[floodingisfun]

Whereas on my end, it was speedy an' efficient. Issall swings an' roundabouts, ya know?