NEW YEARS SHOCKIN' EVE
Dec 31, 2010 12:26
But here in Fapture, it's tradition to dress up nicely, put on your fancy masks, and party at the Kashmir.
Sure, maybe you have that creeping feeling that something, somehow, is going to go terribly wrong, but when you walk in and hear the jazzy music, see the ( Read more... )
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*can't see Toasty anywhere in this crowd, so he picks his way over to the piano and starts playing some elevator background music for the people over there c:*
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/sits at a table near Fitz's piano and listens enthusiastically
Do you take requests? [o]u[o]
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If I know it! What'd you want? :)
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/walks up to Terry
Lookin' for someone, honey? ಥue
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I am, actually.
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Well, good luck finding him! Did ya have anything to drink yet?
/nervously fidgets with his butterfly mask
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/is also standing towards the back looking around awkwardly.
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/puts her hand on the wall above your head
hay.
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/shrinks away
H-hello?
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Hey there, Hun.
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Ahdjfksdhfk-WHO-WHAT-
Oh, it's you! Glad to see someone recognizable in here. ene
[looks at his dress]
Ye, uh... y'look nice.
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Thank ya, you're lookin' great as usual.
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*and by dance, I mean spins in drunk circles and bumps in to people @u@*
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/takes Jack's arms so he doesn't hurt himself.
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*tries to make Delta spin-dance with him :D*
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/slings Jack over his shoulder and takes him somewhere he won't fall over any furniture
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