Mar 09, 2010 21:07
Seriously, where are all the ladies?
I JUST WANNA TALK TO THEM GODAMMIT
hector "boozy floozy" rodriguez,
doing the nasty,
baby jane splicer,
pretty princess dress-up time,
hector "too fuck to drunk" rodriguez,
it's not rape if you yell surprise,
jack "pubes-'stache" ryan,
eleanor "jailbait" lamb,
crack,
toasty splicer,
he doesn't even go here!,
children hide your eyes,
peach "naked and moist splicers" wilkins,
haters gonna hate,
deformity is an aphrodisiac,
font size="barely a mouthful",
*attention whores*,
don't know if want,
the ladies are gay too,
so ronery,
disturbing or sexy: you decide,
look a moth!
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That's not as bad as I was expecting...
I just gotta find those betties now!
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I gots my ways, been doin' this a looong time, pal.
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oh. *shudder*
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I already love Tenenbaum Hector someone so I'm afraid I cant commit to you.
/pats on head
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Or a girl, sorry Toasty, but I bet Baby Jane's looking for some action~
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Wait, is this a... you know... charging-by-the-hour thing? Or do ya genuinely like my good looks?
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Although, your icon reminds me of this one time...
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