Mar 09, 2010 21:07
Seriously, where are all the ladies?
I JUST WANNA TALK TO THEM GODAMMIT
hector "boozy floozy" rodriguez,
doing the nasty,
baby jane splicer,
pretty princess dress-up time,
hector "too fuck to drunk" rodriguez,
it's not rape if you yell surprise,
jack "pubes-'stache" ryan,
eleanor "jailbait" lamb,
crack,
toasty splicer,
he doesn't even go here!,
children hide your eyes,
peach "naked and moist splicers" wilkins,
haters gonna hate,
deformity is an aphrodisiac,
font size="barely a mouthful",
*attention whores*,
don't know if want,
the ladies are gay too,
so ronery,
disturbing or sexy: you decide,
look a moth!
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That's not as bad as I was expecting...
I just gotta find those betties now!
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I gots my ways, been doin' this a looong time, pal.
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That's kinda sad. Do you want a hug? Or a glass of white lightning? I got a lot to share. Of both, I assure you.
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Wait, nevermind, that broad in the green dress is callin' me!
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Anyway, about that hug...
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You mean it?
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Just like real friends!
Oh wow, it feels so awesome to have someone to talk to!
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[hugs]
[takes an inconspicuous sip of whiskey over your shoulder]
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I remember this kind of thing...
/sobs
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[tries to carefully maneuver away]
[fails!]
D'you mind... um... you're getting my dress wet.
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Plus, you wearin' a dress an' all, I started imaginin' things...
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