Comments | circusofwhores: It's a fuckin sausage fest in here

ladiesman1959 in circusofwhores

It's a fuckin sausage fest in here

Mar 09, 2010 21:07

Seriously, where are all the ladies?
I JUST WANNA TALK TO THEM GODAMMIT

hector "boozy floozy" rodriguez, doing the nasty, baby jane splicer, pretty princess dress-up time, hector "too fuck to drunk" rodriguez, it's not rape if you yell surprise, jack "pubes-'stache" ryan, eleanor "jailbait" lamb, crack, toasty splicer, he doesn't even go here!, children hide your eyes, peach "naked and moist splicers" wilkins, haters gonna hate, deformity is an aphrodisiac, font size="barely a mouthful", *attention whores*, don't know if want, the ladies are gay too, so ronery, disturbing or sexy: you decide, look a moth!

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hooched_up March 10 2010, 02:21:07 UTC

My bets are gonna go with either a) hiding, or b) having lesbian orgies without you, pal.

ladiesman1959 March 10 2010, 02:27:09 UTC

So... they're here, just... wit eachother?
That's not as bad as I was expecting...
I just gotta find those betties now!

hooched_up March 10 2010, 02:31:32 UTC

But... don't you get it? They don't wanna find you. Most of them seem to be fruity for that Ayn Rand lady.

ladiesman1959 March 10 2010, 02:46:51 UTC

Dat's okay, I'll just watch if I have ta!
I gots my ways, been doin' this a looong time, pal.

hooched_up March 10 2010, 02:52:11 UTC

You mean, you been not doin' anything for a long time? :c

That's kinda sad. Do you want a hug? Or a glass of white lightning? I got a lot to share. Of both, I assure you.

ladiesman1959 March 10 2010, 03:11:43 UTC

A... a hug don't sound too bad...
Wait, nevermind, that broad in the green dress is callin' me!

hooched_up March 10 2010, 03:19:46 UTC

YOU ASSHOLE.

ladiesman1959 March 10 2010, 03:33:36 UTC

Aw, she probably charges too much anyway. Can never trust the betties down here.
Anyway, about that hug...

hooched_up March 10 2010, 09:33:36 UTC

[eyes shine~]

You mean it?

ladiesman1959 March 10 2010, 12:13:19 UTC

*nods* Uh huh! Uh huh!
Just like real friends!
Oh wow, it feels so awesome to have someone to talk to!

THAT WAS TOO CUTE, ANON. XD hooched_up March 10 2010, 12:42:09 UTC

That's swell!

[hugs]

[takes an inconspicuous sip of whiskey over your shoulder]

I TRY. :B ladiesman1959 March 10 2010, 12:48:50 UTC

Ah! The human contact... it feels so... nostalgic!
I remember this kind of thing...
/sobs

Re: I TRY. :B hooched_up March 11 2010, 03:11:10 UTC

Er...

[tries to carefully maneuver away]

[fails!]

D'you mind... um... you're getting my dress wet.

Re: I TRY. :B ladiesman1959 March 11 2010, 03:13:56 UTC

Oh, sorry pal, I just got all caught up.
Plus, you wearin' a dress an' all, I started imaginin' things...

Re: I TRY. :B hooched_up March 11 2010, 03:25:49 UTC

Oh. That. It happens. c: [powders nose]

Re: I TRY. :B ladiesman1959 March 11 2010, 03:27:51 UTC

You didn't seem to mind dat much.

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