Gangstar was sitting down to a rusty bowl of milk when he heard the news: yesterday two locals had fallen victim to a misplaced Vietnam-era claymore mine and a stray wolf attack, and today's temperature was to rise to 36 degrees, fall to 19, rise back to 500, rise to 504, fall to 20 and then Hitler Reincarnate would be complete"Fuck," exclaimed ( Read more... )

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Eugene Thomas is sad because he can't eat pizza since he is merely bacteria.

It has been awhile, friends. I have been doing... other things, not important things though. No, probably more frivolous than being hilarious on the internet(s) in front of strangers ( Read more... )

Because on a cliff there's always the thrill associated with the possibility of morphing into a dinosaur.

Laetitia Casta. What a name, and what conversation she makes ( Read more... )

I started a thread on the PC PowerPlay forums today, entitled 'Homosexuals are gay.'
Underneath it I wrote, 'Discuss.'

It was looking to be quite an amusing thread, with the discussion kicking off like so:

No1 "I think they're more queer than gay."

No2 "Definitely gay."

Me "I'm going to have to meditate on this."Things were looking up, but a ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, in a quaint domestic war zone far, far away, there sat a hot land mine ( Read more... )

Who's been watching the news recently? I know I have, otherwise I wouldn't be laughing; Russia tried to rectify another hostage situation by killing everyone again ( Read more... )

Hey faggots. I'm moving in from blogspot.com, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I prefer to let people know who I am through what I type in these things, rather than blurting random shit in profiles. Here's an extract from my previous blog that should tell you all you need to know about me.

So I'm getting into Doom3 level design. Or rather ( Read more... )