Now... I'll be the first to admit that I'm a big fan of remixes, and I will even openly state that I like the oomp-cha-oomp-cha 4/4 clubby tracks, but sometimes they all start to sound the same... it's not a complaint mind you, just a statement of fact... I'd like to see more clubby tracks that get away from the kick/OH/snare/OH pattern, it can be ( Read more... )

So... the last order I was working on was a HUGE mess... and they say you can't polish a turd, but you can... unfortunately all you get is a shiney turd ( Read more... )

My pork chop brings all the boys to the yard... and they're like, it's better than yours...

Ignore me... I have issues.

I can't believe this is a person's name...


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This came out of the book I'm reading...

In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.
- Thomas Szasz

I like it.

So, I figure this comic strip has it about right...


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So... I'm doing this order, and the company's address is on Carpet Dr.

Vicki and I decided that when we win the lottery (Chris and I, not Vicki and I), that I need to build a street off of Carpet Dr., and name it Muncher St., and then build a lesbian night club on the corner of Carpet, and Muncher.

Yes, we're weird, but at least we're funny. :)

_seraphim_ posted something asking what song reminded people of him, which made me think of what songs people remind me of, so I decided to make a list of the folks in my friends list... luckily my friend's list is very short, so I don't have an insane number of people to list ( Read more... )

It's funny!


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I'm sure in whatever Asian country this person is from, this is a perfectly normal name... but it was funny to me.


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