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Coworker> Same thing happened to me.

Me> Yeah, but that was you. This is me. This sort of thing isn't supposed to happen.

Coworker> Why?

Me> Because I'm the hero of the story, you're just a supporting character.

Coworker> WHAT?!?

Me> Hey, you got a talking role, don't feel bad.

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I love my blackberry, but there is no way in hell that visiting fandango and putting in my zip code to look up movie theaters should require the battery to be popped out to regain control of my phone. Bad Rim! Bad Verizon! One or both of you is to blame!

My niece is in the next room.

Crying.

I'm ready to offer her a car if she'll just stop.

Edit: She's stopped. THANK GOD! And just after two minutes of blessed silence, my sister walks in and says, "What are you talking about? She's as quiet as a church mouse."

Note to self:

Boom Chicken

This is the view from my office window last night.


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My birthday present was born!


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