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Coworker> Same thing happened to me.
Me> Yeah, but that was you. This is me. This sort of thing isn't supposed to happen.
Coworker> Why?
Me> Because I'm the hero of the story, you're just a supporting character.
Coworker> WHAT?!?
Me> Hey, you got a talking role, don't feel bad.
Me> Yeah, but that was you. This is me. This sort of thing isn't supposed to happen.
Coworker> Why?
Me> Because I'm the hero of the story, you're just a supporting character.
Coworker> WHAT?!?
Me> Hey, you got a talking role, don't feel bad.