I feel like my social growth has been put on hold. Looks like everything will have to wait until my college (hopefully Stetson) days. For now I am stuck attempting survival in the desolate cultural wasteland that is Niceville, where sophistication grows sparse and is regularly choked out by the dry and dull simplicity of indifference. 
Here, I am an ( Read more... )

Kent Hovind was arrested a couple of weeks ago on charges regarding taxes. 
I'm fairly familiar with his defense and his general attitude regarding the U.S. government and money. There's all kinds of crap that most people don't know about and don't even think about, like why we have to buy license plates. If you pay for a new car with silver or gold ( Read more... )

Quote du Jour:

"Yeah, if I could change anything about Addy, it would probably be...her whole personality."

(Marina about her best friend, Addy. Weird, I know.)

Quote du Jour:

"And then maybe a bubble bath?"
"Nothing would make me happier than to sponge bathe the Beaverhausen."

(Karen and Jack)

I tell you, the more people I talk to the more frequently I am struck with the staggeringly strong realization that I know nothing. You might think this would put a damper on my enthusiasm when it comes to music, but it does quite the opposite. I am more excited about hearing and performing music now than ever ( Read more... )

Okay. It's poll time. Know that what input anyone gives probably won't make a difference. But I'm sort of an attention whore every once in a while, so it's appreciated.

Here's the haircut (and what I would look like with it) I'm considering:

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/6262751/239700

I feel fantastic.

I leave for Spain this Friday ( Read more... )

 All right, some of you have been bugging me to post some of the pictures I promised.
Mostly because some of them have you in them.
You vain pieces of arrogant crap.
(love you)


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Black fadora. Black button-up. Black, double-breasted vest. White silk tie. Black pants. Black gloves. Pocket watch (ish) chain. Floor-length black coat. Wingtips.

All I have to say is OH MY GOD.

It is by far the all-around best outfit I have ever seen on a guy ever. 
...ever. I cannot think of a single thing that would make the outfit better or ( Read more... )

"What is that? Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?!"

This song sends me into involuntary fits of dance every time I listen to it.
...which is probably a pretty good reason to not listen to it while driving.

Right. So.

I need a job, really hard, but I've been out of town every three weeks for a week or more. It would probably look really bad on an application if I said that I could start immediately ( Read more... )