two very manly (and how!)

[chucanelli]

Black fadora. Black button-up. Black, double-breasted vest. White silk tie. Black pants. Black gloves. Pocket watch (ish) chain. Floor-length black coat. Wingtips.

All I have to say is OH MY GOD.

It is by far the all-around best outfit I have ever seen on a guy ever. 
...ever. I cannot think of a single thing that would make the outfit better or

Comments

[the_caveman]

Almost as if the ad is saying: Hey! Look what we did for this guy!
Oh, and I dont care how you spell champagne. I spelled it phonetically.

[chucanelli]

Hey, man. I didn't say anything. Plus I'm with you. No matter what language you speak, pronouncing one way and spelling it the other ("shampane" isn't how it would be pronounced in French) is just nonsense.

And as for the ad, that is the first thing that came to mind. I saw PLASTIC SURGERY, and then a man who looked remarkably like a beefy woman and thought, "Hey, good for them. Pretty impressive."

I love unintentional irony.