DUDE.

DUDE.

DUDE WITH THE DARK GREEN DODGE NEON, PENNSYLVANIA LISCENCE PLATE BEGINNING WITH 'FCZ'. YES, YOU.CRUISING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, FOLLOWING A FEMALE UNDER THE AGE OF THIRTY WHO IS WEARING A SKIRT THAT REVEALS HER KNEES (omg, knees!), SLOWING DOWN TO A CRAWL AS YOU'RE JUST ABOUT TO PASS HER AND REPEATING THIS BEHAVIOUR FIVE TO EIGHT ( Read more... )

FELIZE NAVIDAD TO ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS

As seen on a marquee board in passing. I bet they felt really magnimonious when they wrote that.

Asses.

Hey, Google? THIS IS SO NOT COOL.Well, cool in a sense of finding content way. Not cool with indexing LOCKED or PRIVATE posts and throwing them onto the search results (technically you shouldn't be able to access them unless authorized but the summary can still be read). If you have an RSS feed (which, er, all of us do on lj automatically), you don ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that I want to change my citizenship just so that I can use this icon?

I would also not have to endure this on the news reports:

-"The British authorites seem to have all suspect terror groups well in hand, and are conducting a thorough investigation . . ."
-"Well, yes. BUT. The British authorities are clearly wrong/stupid/ill-informed ( Read more... )

Dear flist Britons ( Read more... )

i realized today exactly how much of a nonfunctional adult i really am. taxes omg taxes today. or rather, i watched in a state of bewildered confusion as someone in a nicely designed green office filled out my taxes for me, and then i paid for the service. ummmmm. yes. i've grown up rather sheltered, and have been allowed to dwell in art-school ( Read more... )

dear world ( Read more... )

oh dear me. i know i said that i would not talk politics for about a week. i said that i would clamp my hands over my ears and make wookie noises at anyone who tried to engage me in such a fashion.

and yet -

goths for bush is so wonderfully amusing that i cannot but share it with you. and i am ignoring the bit where they say they are serious ( Read more... )

i am exhibiting dangerous signs of possibly having a social life. eeep.

quickly, eradicate it before i get used to the idea!

but, um. maybe after i go and see sky captain with aunty deluvian. my need to see giant robots crashing through cities is stronger than my need to be a social recluse.

i'm just going out packing my life into boxes. i may be some time.