Hello world,

My last name is still not Morton.I don't know how else to communicate to you that I really, really mean it when I say 'address all post to Chronographia von Strangehours, no seriously, I mean that, it will save on confusionYou see, I can't guarantee that I will be the one emptying the letterbox, and one of these days you're going to ( Read more... )

DAMMIT 2009, STOP CRAPPING OUT ON MY FRIENDS. THEY DO NOT NEED THIS.

Spitefully,
C. von Strangehours

Dear Australian Contingent (yes, even the lurkers):

If you've got a moment to spare, please drop in and let us know that you've not spontaneously combusted and/or drowned. The reports from the past few days are, well, worrying. And that may be the biggest understatement I've uttered in years ( Read more... )

Re: Joe Six Pack

Please note that state-controlled beer distrubutors in Swing State™ Pennsylvania tend to sell beer in cases of 24 rather than 6 packs. Because it helps curb binge drinking or something. (No, rly. That's the legislative logic.)I don't know who the electoral circus is pandering to here, but it's not us. They are placing the bar for ( Read more... )

+++ TO PUBLIC RADIO PLEDGE DRIVE +++

YOU CANNOT BE YOUR OWN ZEITGEIST STOP

FUNDAMENTALLY IMPOSSIBLE STOP

PLS STOP SAYING FOOLISH THINGS STOP

I WILL GET YOU A DICTIONARY STOP

+++ CHRONOGRAPHIA +++

Dear Internets,

Please be aware that the hockey season has officially started, and my less-than-useful athletics commentary is likely to intrude here at Wound Tighter Than A Pocketwatch once more ( Read more... )

Hello internets ( Read more... )

Dear Barack Obama Campaign Designers ( Read more... )

Well that's . . . unnerving. I suppose that when one djs a graveyard-shift radio show, one can get rly, rly bored in the studio, and when the addition of a lone soul listening to the webstream pops up on the station's stats, one would probably make mention of it ( Read more... )

To the attn of 'sam greene' and his 'music folder ( Read more... )