Re:
Joe Six Pack Please note that state-controlled beer distrubutors in Swing State™ Pennsylvania tend to sell beer in cases of 24 rather than 6 packs. Because it helps curb binge drinking or something. (No, rly. That's the legislative logic.)
I don't know who the electoral circus is pandering to here, but it's not us. They are placing the bar for alcohol consumption far too low, obviously.
Best wishes in finding new jargon,
C. von Strangehours