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chronarchy

Bruce Campbell is all good. . .

Jul 12, 2005 13:19

Nothing can excuse Wendy's no longer giving you larger fries when you ask them to "biggie size" your meal.

But I did manage to find two new issues of Army of Darkness: Shop Till You Drop Dead. One cover includes Ash wielding a lightsabreToday is a good day, but it would have been better if Wendy's were a team player ( Read more... )

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smithing_chick July 12 2005, 18:29:02 UTC

Bruce rules!!! :)

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chronarchy July 12 2005, 19:36:45 UTC

I'm not finding it as local, that's for sure. I'll get some somewhere.

Or else I'll get some from the craft store. They have fake branches. Nothing says it has to be real.

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zalon_draconis July 12 2005, 19:21:54 UTC

I'd suggest the spicy chicken sandwich.

chronarchy July 12 2005, 19:45:01 UTC

Tempting. I hear they aren't all that spicy, though.

zalon_draconis July 12 2005, 19:48:20 UTC

It's true, at least for someone who regularly eats spicy food. It's just enough flavor to taste it, though.

singingwren July 12 2005, 21:33:55 UTC

The key is to ask for a regular one.

They will give you a spicy one instead.

If you ask for the spicy one directly, you're done for.

duriyah July 12 2005, 19:38:33 UTC

I have noticed that Biggie Fries have been getting smaller. Or, Alice-wise, I am growing larger*.

I read "myrtle branch" as "myrtle beach". Three times. I think I need a vacation.

* I now have Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" playing in my head. Cool. "One piiiilll makes you larger/Aaaaand one pill makes you small." *runs off singing*

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duriyah July 12 2005, 19:42:03 UTC

*grin*

ceolnamara July 12 2005, 21:17:55 UTC

I suggest you check a myrtle tree.

In less smartass remarks, check an arboretum. Or a place that sells trees. Or, find someone who knows their trees and get them to take you to a woods and show you a myrtle tree. Maybe ask shes_unreal.

Lunch tomorrow, perhaps?

ceolnamara July 12 2005, 21:19:14 UTC

hmm, i read that they aren't local.

definitely go with fake.

maybe you'll get a fake ghost.

who you conjuring?

singingwren July 12 2005, 21:37:05 UTC

What about the conservatory? Or some botanical-ish gardens?

Might be illegal, but I'm sure you could manage.

Then again, this is assuming we HAVE some... surely Columbus is a big enough city for garden-y stuff like that.

Personally, I figure since turtle rhymes with myrtle if you just take a branch, paint it with turtles, and then make the turtle hand-sign over it three times, it's practically the same thing.