Comments | christ_onabike: 17. punching things -

christ_onabike

17. punching things -

Feb 07, 2010 18:53

[Anyone either side of Paddy - which I don't think is anyone, is free to say they heard him yelping and swearing loudly this morning. He woke up, and in a brilliant comic morning daze, walked into this.For fuck's sake, who put this... Uhura. Was this you? WAS THIS YOU ( Read more... )

don't get upset get angry, mozenrath and punching bag are interchan

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gotgreenmagic February 7 2010, 19:01:30 UTC

You know 'skinny' doesn't narrow it down, like, even slightly?

christ_onabike February 7 2010, 19:08:51 UTC

Everyone knows which one I mean. I don't give a shit about the other wizards, skinny or not.

mightymorbid February 7 2010, 20:19:26 UTC

I'm somewhat ashamed that someone thinks you're the mature one among the two of us.

christ_onabike February 7 2010, 20:22:15 UTC

Probably because you're stuck on immature 24/7, and I'm capable of being, you know, perfectly reasonable and a stand up fuckin' bloke.

This entirely makes sense if you know the context.

mightymorbid February 7 2010, 20:24:20 UTC

Provided you can bludgeon someone in effigy.

You're a savage.

christ_onabike February 7 2010, 20:27:10 UTC

Hey now. I could be bludgeoning you.

It's uh, whatchacallit. Anger management. Perfectly adult response, see. Unlike sitting there whining like a little girl.

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beam_me February 7 2010, 20:32:07 UTC

Can't you find someone your size, mate?

christ_onabike February 7 2010, 20:38:21 UTC

Can't he learn not to be a complete wanker to people who can snap him in two?

beam_me February 8 2010, 00:43:11 UTC

No, which is why you ought to be the bigger one in this case.

christ_onabike February 8 2010, 03:01:55 UTC

Or maybe someone should teach him when to shut his face.

lt_n_uhura February 7 2010, 21:24:26 UTC

You are very welcome, Paddy.

Don't make me regret this.

christ_onabike February 7 2010, 21:45:12 UTC

You won't. Look. The odds on me actually punching said skinny wizard have gone sky high.

lt_n_uhura February 7 2010, 21:49:03 UTC

Just stay away from him. I don't care what face you put on it to make your itching hands happy, as long as you don't actually go out punching people.

And I'm coming to your room tonight to inspect it.

christ_onabike February 7 2010, 21:54:19 UTC

Yes, mother.

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thisanxiety February 7 2010, 21:31:23 UTC

What the hell is it, man? You gotta say what you actually ran in to.

christ_onabike February 7 2010, 21:47:07 UTC

Oh, the warden only went and gave me a punching bag.

WHILST I WAS ASLEEP.

thisanxiety February 8 2010, 01:07:19 UTC

...That shit's fuckin hilarious.

christ_onabike February 8 2010, 03:00:24 UTC

Yeah, I know, fuckin' hilarious. Laugh your arse off and your face is going on it next.

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