17. punching things -

[christ_onabike]

[Anyone either side of Paddy - which I don't think is anyone, is free to say they heard him yelping and swearing loudly this morning. He woke up, and in a brilliant comic morning daze, walked into this.For fuck's sake, who put this... Uhura. Was this you? WAS THIS YOU

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[mightymorbid]

I'm somewhat ashamed that someone thinks you're the mature one among the two of us.

[christ_onabike]

Probably because you're stuck on immature 24/7, and I'm capable of being, you know, perfectly reasonable and a stand up fuckin' bloke.

This entirely makes sense if you know the context.

[mightymorbid]

Provided you can bludgeon someone in effigy.

You're a savage.

[christ_onabike]

Hey now. I could be bludgeoning you.

It's uh, whatchacallit. Anger management. Perfectly adult response, see. Unlike sitting there whining like a little girl.

[mightymorbid]

I'm not whining. I'm remarking. There's a subtle difference.

[christ_onabike]

One you seem to have completely fuckin' missed.

[mightymorbid]

Or you're getting angry again when all I'm doing is having a perfectly calm conversation with you.

[christ_onabike]

If you think that was fuckin' angry, you've got some nice lessons to learn, mate.

[mightymorbid]

Because a person who doesn't get angry can be known to request a certain face to punch.

[christ_onabike]

I never said I don't get angry. I said I'm not angry right now.

Because if I was, I wouldn't be requesting pictures. I'd just be doing it.

[mightymorbid]

I'm certain.

[christ_onabike]

So I'd be pretty damn pleased I'm calm.

[mightymorbid]

You still don't seem to grasp that I don't really care a great deal either way. I was merely curious.