13. withdrawal anger is directed at YOU, inmates.

[christ_onabike]

[Filtered to Inmates - Uhura's still reading everything]Right. Ladies and fucking gentlemen. Get your arses in gear already. Yeah, I ain't one for gainful labour, most of the time, but it ain't fucking fair if some of you are sitting around doing nowt whilst we're cooking our arse off. And I'm sure as hell not making 100 people lunch all on my

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Inmate Filter - COME ON, let Mr. Crazyface around the food c:

[soundof_drums]

I want to help.

Re: Inmate Filter - you know you want to.

[christ_onabike]

You're a fucking nutjob, mate. No fucking offence, but you are. I get why Rube told you to fuck right off.

Inmate Filter

[soundof_drums]

But I'm HUNGRY! So much food, so much so much and you never USE ALL OF IT. I want it, I want it, it's mine, GIVE IT TO ME!

Re: Inmate Filter

[christ_onabike]

And this kind of thing is totally going to get you in the kitchen.

Inmates:

[encoded_smith]

Then don't...

Re: Inmates:

[christ_onabike]

I'm not fucking starving. If you want to fucking starve then you can have at, mate. I'll just make me and the kitchen guys a sandwich and the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.

Re: Inmates:

[encoded_smith]

I possess no great love of the human digestive system... I suggest that's precisely what you do.

Unless everyone here is somehow incapable of taking care of their own feeding arrangements.

Re: Inmates:

[christ_onabike]

Do you know how quickly we'll fucking run out of food if you let people do that?

It's like if I let my kids at the damn fridge to take anything they fucking like.

Inmate Filter

[stopthat_destro]

That isn't much of a threat. Something like that would require too much effort from my Warden. I'll pass.

Re: Inmate Filter

[christ_onabike]

Then I'll come kick your ass instead. Or, y'know, you can not eat.

Re: Inmate Filter

[stopthat_destro]

I hardly eat as it is. There are better picks for the kitchen. I'm simply pointing out that you may need to... refine your recruitment methods.

Re: Inmate Filter

[christ_onabike]

I don't actually give a fuck. I'm going to find someone to do it and I really don't care how capable they fucking are.

[lt_n_uhura]

Of course, Paddy. I will bring you another blanket in a few minutes.

[christ_onabike]

Good, good.

[born_in_blood]

I'd be happy to volunteer, but my Warden hasn't been around a whole lot.

[christ_onabike]

Then go talk to Rube? Or just turn up at lunch or something. He's not going to turn you down.

[born_in_blood]

Got it.

[christ_onabike]

Ta, mate.

Who are you, anyway?