Comments | christ_onabike: 103. beaches.

christ_onabike

103. beaches.

Apr 17, 2011 01:15

[Paddy looks grumpy. He's smoking (damn, there went quitting), and sitting on a rock, looking into the sea,]

You know. At least when I took my kids to the seaside, there was a shitty bed-and-breakfast with greasy bacon waiting for us.

C'mon, Admiral, give us a break. I don't do fishing. Or any of this ( Read more... )

porting it up, a raft of feckless youth, paddy wants outta here, smoking swearing and shooting

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SPAM intofireforever April 17 2011, 00:18:13 UTC

[Laura frowned a little at her warden.]

You'll scare them away if you're too loud.

Re: SPAM christ_onabike April 17 2011, 00:20:55 UTC

[He glanced over at her,]

If I scare 'em enough, they'll do what I say.

Re: SPAM intofireforever April 17 2011, 00:26:46 UTC

[That gets a tiny smile out of her.] Have you ever even been fishing before?

[Because she has, and she calls bullshit.]

Re: SPAM christ_onabike April 17 2011, 00:30:11 UTC

[He frowned and stared at the water,]

No. Never had much time for boy scoutin'.

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thegooddrjones April 17 2011, 00:19:43 UTC

You're welcome to come here, we've loads of food.

christ_onabike April 17 2011, 00:23:21 UTC

Where is 'here'?

All I see is rock and sea and sand. And I ain't venturing into the woods.

thegooddrjones April 17 2011, 00:54:54 UTC

A bit down the beach? We're definitely on it!

christ_onabike April 17 2011, 00:58:53 UTC

I might come looking if we're totally made of fail.

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19centconstable April 17 2011, 00:24:56 UTC

Don...key?

christ_onabike April 17 2011, 00:25:31 UTC

Y'know. Like a horse, but smaller and grottier.

19centconstable April 17 2011, 00:39:07 UTC

Yes I know, but...why?

christ_onabike April 17 2011, 00:44:30 UTC

They... have them at the seaside? Y'know, you pay a fiver or something and get a ride on it up and down the beach?

Not at this seaside, though. [lineface.]

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thebestnose April 17 2011, 00:26:24 UTC

I don't think the fish can hear you...

christ_onabike April 17 2011, 00:27:27 UTC

Then I'm gonna have to to shout louder then, ain't I?

thebestnose April 17 2011, 00:33:38 UTC

Maybe they're not in the mood to be caught today.

christ_onabike April 17 2011, 00:34:17 UTC

They're gonna have to get in the mood, then, because I want somethin' to eat.

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intottenham April 17 2011, 01:35:38 UTC

I was hopin' for a five star resort. Cocktails on the beach. Massages. Real good fuckin' food. Who the fuck has a beach like this and don't build a hotel nearby?!

christ_onabike April 17 2011, 01:40:59 UTC

The Admiral. That's fucking who.

I really, really want a fucking cocktail. I've got a mango so far.

intottenham April 17 2011, 01:43:51 UTC

I've got feck all 'cept a headache.

christ_onabike April 17 2011, 01:47:33 UTC

Don't go and get fucking sunstroke, mate.

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