75. paddy is actually competent.

Nov 15, 2010 15:44

Until further notice, this is how food is going to work:

You will take what you are given. You will be given a mark on the back of your hand when you are given food (if anyone has a permanent marker, this would be a great fucking help). You will not be allowed seconds. Even if you're fucking hungry.

The kitchen will be under 24 hour guard. Do ( Read more... )

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call_me_saffron November 15 2010, 16:26:35 UTC
The food's affected, too? Great. Brilliant!

I guess the breakfast shift is as good a place to be as any. I'll...be a bit late. I'm six floors up and barefoot. And wearing silk pyjamas.

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christ_onabike November 15 2010, 16:34:10 UTC
It's alright, we're coming up with solutions as we speak.

Just turn up as soon as you can.

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Private you_run_i_chase November 15 2010, 16:33:05 UTC
Ya need a hand?

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Re: Private christ_onabike November 15 2010, 16:37:59 UTC
D'you think?

Got a gun, Parker?

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Re: Private you_run_i_chase November 15 2010, 16:39:54 UTC
Yep. A gun, a lighter, a pack of smokes my journal and an extra clip.

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Re: Private christ_onabike November 15 2010, 16:42:56 UTC
Lucky you.

Get yourself down here.

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Private intofireforever November 15 2010, 16:40:35 UTC
I'm in my room, and I've got a lighter. Will anyone else be camping in the kitchen with us?

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Re: Private christ_onabike November 15 2010, 16:44:24 UTC
Parker, Iroh and Una, prolly. Other folks are gonna be coming in and out. Trying to set up some kinda guard rota. And regular shifts are happening.

I'll be with you as soon as - oof - I stop tripping over things.

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Private intofireforever November 15 2010, 16:47:10 UTC
Don't break anything, or we'll really be screwed.

My secret diary disappeared along with everything else. I don't like this, Paddy.

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Re: Private christ_onabike November 15 2010, 16:49:39 UTC
I don't like it either, love. My box of shit is gone too.

It'll be alright. It'll get back where it should be. I'm sure some dudes are fixing this. Until then, we've just gotta deal.

We'll stick together, no worries, yeah?

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Audio: Lots of shouting in the background and kicking things. >:| rayney_day November 15 2010, 16:48:43 UTC
warden filter christ_onabike November 15 2010, 16:50:37 UTC
HEY! RAYNE! STOP SHOUTING AND HELP US OUT HERE.

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Wardens: rayney_day November 15 2010, 17:02:21 UTC
And do what?! We got a 24-hour black-out, here!

And guess what likes the dark! OHHH! The fucking vampires!

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Re: Wardens: christ_onabike November 15 2010, 17:33:58 UTC
OI. Rayne! Stop it! I'm working my ass off down here to make sure people don't fucking starve to death. So the least you could do is stop fucking mouthing off and actually help out or some such shit.

Because I can't deal with vampires. Or their fucking issues. You fucking can.

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Wardens: fanged_aleera November 15 2010, 16:49:49 UTC
The blood is what?

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Re: Wardens: christ_onabike November 15 2010, 16:51:33 UTC
Well, it ain't in a fridge any more, is it?!

Look, I'm trying to keep it in cold water to stop it going weird. I dunno if that's gonna work.

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Re: Wardens: fanged_aleera November 15 2010, 17:06:52 UTC
What is 'fridge'?

Blood is life... Blood will not be preserved like this.

Find the boy, Tony. He fixes these problems.

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Re: Wardens: christ_onabike November 15 2010, 17:34:38 UTC
Well, I'm trying. And a fridge is how we keep the shit fresh.

I ain't about to go around searching for human bait. Tim's trying, alright, but I ain't a fan of this.

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