[1] - voice

[christ_onabike]

[There’s a brief shuffling throughout, as Paddy’s pacing his room. He’s loud, brash and has a strong Belfast accent when he talks - at first, he sounds outright angry

Comments

[ichlugebullets]

All of the wardens are corrupt. Given the right ammunition anyone will be the rat, and trust me - the general mass of people here could be defined by the word "bitch."

As far as the big man goes - that'd be the "Admiral." I'd think. I haven't taken the time to speak with him myself.

[christ_onabike]

...should I have expected anything else? Who's the worst of the worst in those damn catagories, then? C'mon, some names.

[He laughs.] What kinda pretentious fucker calls himself 'the Admiral'?

Who're you, kid?

[ichlugebullets]

I really have no room to be handing out awards.

And our head pretentious fucker, apparently.

Jason Dean. JD for short.

[christ_onabike]

As if we needed more of them in charge.

Alright then, JD. I'd ask what you're in for, but there ain't no fucking formal charge sheet, so it's good to meet you. Where d'you get booze and fags around here? I could do with a fucking good smoke.

[soundof_drums]

Oh, if you'd like a Doctor, look for a tall, skinny fellow in a suit and trainers. There's also the man with the scarf-- both are difficult to miss.

[christ_onabike]

Right. What's their names, mate? Can't just go around searching for blokes in trainers and scarves and hoping for the best.

[soundof_drums]

Oh, just call for the Doctor, and they'll come running.

[christ_onabike]

I already have, if you're paying attention, and I don't fuckin' see anyone.

since Jackman/Hyde is/are Irish...and from Belfast no less

[jackmanhyde]

Someone from the old homestead?

[christ_onabike]

A Belfast lad, eh? Christ on a bike, it's a small afterlife. You're Irish, right, nothin' else?

[jackmanhyde]

What else would I be?

[christ_onabike]

Good answer. How is the old country, then? I haven't lived there in a long bloody time.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Rat: Varies, depending on who needs ratting out and about what.

Fence: Guy called Prefect. He only does trades, so I hope you've got some stuff lying around that you don't like too much. And there's not what you'd call a system of currency here, so if you do have any cash? It's pretty much worthless now.

Corrupt warden: Most of them are irritatingly kosher, but I notice you've met the Hyde guy already. Pretty sure he'd break your legs for fun. He is also a really dull Warden called Dr. Jackman. Don't ask me how that works. Then there's Q - and yeah, his name really is Q, you're going to run into a lot of dumb names here. Doubt he'll get you anything you can use to hurt someone with, but he doesn't follow the rules so much

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

This is actually useful information. Thank you.

Is everyone else around here useless? So they let a schitzo be a warden. Great.

...The Master. Seriously. There are some pretentious fuckers around here. Q? Like in James Bond?

So no death, and I already noticed the distinct lack of weaponry around here. Who needs that when you've got a good pair of fists and some boots, though?

The not human bit is where you got me. What do you mean?

Also, a name'd be helpful.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

I'm Shego.

You've met the Master already. Just called him a...'smarmy little git'. Good turn of phrase there, I like it.

Not human pretty much means what you'd think it means. Mostly aliens, see also: Q, the Master, the Doctor (yeah, I know), recently some pointy-eared woman with no sense of humour - a 'Vulcan'? I don't even know. Then there's Iago and Puck, who I think I remember from doing Shakespeare in high school? That's not even the full list. This place is warped.

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

...Shego. You were right about the fuckin' names.

Oh, him? He says his warden'll eat me if I introduce him to the floorboards. RIGHT.

Warped is one word for it. Puck. I'm sure my brother called me something like a 'twisted little puck' when I was younger. Normally, that'd be a mispronuciation. I doubt it with my brother.

[truevulgarian]

HEY

Watch your language!

[christ_onabike]

IT'S CALLED ENGLISH.

Unless. Seo libh canaig amhrán na bhFiann Gaelic's what you're after.

[truevulgarian]

That kind of talk fucking offends the ladies, alright?

Not sure about the Gaelic though. Do women find that attractive?

[christ_onabike]

Where I'm from, mate, they give as good as the fucking get.

They always love the Irish, you should know that by now.