[There’s a brief shuffling throughout, as Paddy’s pacing his room. He’s loud, brash and has a strong Belfast accent when he talks - at first, he sounds outright angry
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Rat: Varies, depending on who needs ratting out and about what.
Fence: Guy called Prefect. He only does trades, so I hope you've got some stuff lying around that you don't like too much. And there's not what you'd call a system of currency here, so if you do have any cash? It's pretty much worthless now.
Corrupt warden: Most of them are irritatingly kosher, but I notice you've met the Hyde guy already. Pretty sure he'd break your legs for fun. He is also a really dull Warden called Dr. Jackman. Don't ask me how that works. Then there's Q - and yeah, his name really is Q, you're going to run into a lot of dumb names here. Doubt he'll get you anything you can use to hurt someone with, but he doesn't follow the rules so much.
Big man: Eh, not so much. The Master - real name again, I warned you - thinks he's pretty hot stuff but he's kind of pathetic most of the time. Good idea to have him on your side, though. He's smart.
Other helpful trivia: You kill anyone, they come back to life in 24 hours or less. Don't assume everyone you see is human, because they won't be. Had any weapons in your room? Not any more.
Re: Privatechrist_onabikeSeptember 30 2009, 20:40:05 UTC
This is actually useful information. Thank you.
Is everyone else around here useless? So they let a schitzo be a warden. Great.
...The Master. Seriously. There are some pretentious fuckers around here. Q? Like in James Bond?
So no death, and I already noticed the distinct lack of weaponry around here. Who needs that when you've got a good pair of fists and some boots, though?
The not human bit is where you got me. What do you mean?
You've met the Master already. Just called him a...'smarmy little git'. Good turn of phrase there, I like it.
Not human pretty much means what you'd think it means. Mostly aliens, see also: Q, the Master, the Doctor (yeah, I know), recently some pointy-eared woman with no sense of humour - a 'Vulcan'? I don't even know. Then there's Iago and Puck, who I think I remember from doing Shakespeare in high school? That's not even the full list. This place is warped.
Re: Privatechrist_onabikeSeptember 30 2009, 20:57:12 UTC
...Shego. You were right about the fuckin' names.
Oh, him? He says his warden'll eat me if I introduce him to the floorboards. RIGHT.
Warped is one word for it. Puck. I'm sure my brother called me something like a 'twisted little puck' when I was younger. Normally, that'd be a mispronuciation. I doubt it with my brother.
Re: Privatechrist_onabikeSeptember 30 2009, 21:29:57 UTC
Guess that's part and parcel of being already dead.
You're not one of these pretentious asshole prisoners are you? You don't seem like one. Because if everyone in here's in for white collar shit, I'm going to go nuts.
Fence: Guy called Prefect. He only does trades, so I hope you've got some stuff lying around that you don't like too much. And there's not what you'd call a system of currency here, so if you do have any cash? It's pretty much worthless now.
Corrupt warden: Most of them are irritatingly kosher, but I notice you've met the Hyde guy already. Pretty sure he'd break your legs for fun. He is also a really dull Warden called Dr. Jackman. Don't ask me how that works. Then there's Q - and yeah, his name really is Q, you're going to run into a lot of dumb names here. Doubt he'll get you anything you can use to hurt someone with, but he doesn't follow the rules so much.
Big man: Eh, not so much. The Master - real name again, I warned you - thinks he's pretty hot stuff but he's kind of pathetic most of the time. Good idea to have him on your side, though. He's smart.
Other helpful trivia: You kill anyone, they come back to life in 24 hours or less. Don't assume everyone you see is human, because they won't be. Had any weapons in your room? Not any more.
Welcome to the Barge, sport.
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Is everyone else around here useless? So they let a schitzo be a warden. Great.
...The Master. Seriously. There are some pretentious fuckers around here. Q? Like in James Bond?
So no death, and I already noticed the distinct lack of weaponry around here. Who needs that when you've got a good pair of fists and some boots, though?
The not human bit is where you got me. What do you mean?
Also, a name'd be helpful.
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You've met the Master already. Just called him a...'smarmy little git'. Good turn of phrase there, I like it.
Not human pretty much means what you'd think it means. Mostly aliens, see also: Q, the Master, the Doctor (yeah, I know), recently some pointy-eared woman with no sense of humour - a 'Vulcan'? I don't even know. Then there's Iago and Puck, who I think I remember from doing Shakespeare in high school? That's not even the full list. This place is warped.
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Oh, him? He says his warden'll eat me if I introduce him to the floorboards. RIGHT.
Warped is one word for it. Puck. I'm sure my brother called me something like a 'twisted little puck' when I was younger. Normally, that'd be a mispronuciation. I doubt it with my brother.
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I'd say kill me now, but we've been there, done that. Guessing you're an inmate here too, then?
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You're not one of these pretentious asshole prisoners are you? You don't seem like one. Because if everyone in here's in for white collar shit, I'm going to go nuts.
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And appearances can be deceptive, trust me. That JD kid? Serial killer. The Master? Massacred one-tenth of the Earth's population.
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...I know that much. Even so, I could beat the shit out of both of them, no questions asked.
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