Comments | christ_onabike: 38. paddy occasionally does a decent thing.

christ_onabike

38. paddy occasionally does a decent thing.

May 18, 2010 18:39

Apparently, the warden wants me to be fucking decent to an authority figure. So.

SAM TYLER. Yup, you win the lottery. Mr DCI whateverthefuck. You're from Manchester, right? Where abouts? How d'you like that? City or United? and don't worry, I'm neither so you ain't gonna get your head smashed in.

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paddy has a conscience when it suits him, hallucinating is my least favourite thin, part of the criminal establishment, killing uhura with kindness, fresh from prisoner cell block h

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Warden Filter captain_jtkirk May 18 2010, 17:46:06 UTC

What if I'm from your future and I went to jail for normal crimes? Then what?

Warden Filter christ_onabike May 18 2010, 17:47:04 UTC

That'll do. I'd have taken 17th century shit, so yeah.

What d'you do?

Warden Filter captain_jtkirk May 18 2010, 17:51:50 UTC

Fights, stealing, stupid shit like that.

Warden Filter christ_onabike May 18 2010, 17:52:35 UTC

How long were you in for? What d'you do when you got out?

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doeswhatido May 18 2010, 18:15:58 UTC

I'll check in on Bob.

[Private]

I think you already know about myself, Paddy.

christ_onabike May 18 2010, 18:18:42 UTC

Ta. I'm sure he's fine, but y'know...

[Private]

Too right I do. You never went down for any of it. You sorta... operated outside of society. Your answer ain't gonna help.

[Private] doeswhatido May 18 2010, 18:22:10 UTC

Oh, I actually did go down for it thanks to a hyperfocused inspector with Interpol. I just knew people and said people helped me get out of it in about...fifteen, twenty minutes after my arrest.

[Private] christ_onabike May 18 2010, 18:23:35 UTC

...yeah, you ain't gonna be able to answer my question, mate. Interpol or not.

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Private thatlibbychick May 18 2010, 19:33:09 UTC

What if a warden committed crimes, but was never arrested for them?

Private christ_onabike May 18 2010, 19:37:03 UTC

Well, there's a lot I haven't been arrested for.

I kinda want to know how you get back from them, how you drag yourself out of criminality, y'know. So if you think you can answer that from experience, go for it. I don't want any lah-dee-dah rehabilitative justice bullshit from someone who don't know it.

Private thatlibbychick May 18 2010, 19:46:35 UTC

A mental and emotional breakdown, followed by an inspiration--and a desire--to change.

Really, that's all I have. Sorry.

Re: Private christ_onabike May 18 2010, 19:47:32 UTC

But how d'you do the changing? How... do you not let all the stuff you did in the past drag you straight back into it?

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[Warden filter] fourafterfive May 18 2010, 20:52:43 UTC

Normal seems an odd term for crimes, but I've done such. Both by the laws standards and my own.

Re: [Warden filter] christ_onabike May 18 2010, 20:54:23 UTC

I meant, you know, crimes which aren't some stupid imagining of a stupid state. Like if you'd got arrested for wearing sandals on a Tuesday.

So what d'you do?

[Warden filter] fourafterfive May 18 2010, 20:58:58 UTC

A few things, though attempted murder and an, admittedly very poor, try at prostitution were the times I was caught.

Re: [Warden filter] christ_onabike May 18 2010, 21:07:05 UTC

Well, they're normal enough crimes. What did you do when you got out, then?

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easy_aspie May 18 2010, 22:24:17 UTC

Hey. I, uh, I'm Ned - Bob's warden? I've got an eye on him. He should be okay now. Or here's hoping, anyway.

But thanks for looking out for him. I appreciate it.

christ_onabike May 18 2010, 22:25:23 UTC

I figured he was, y'know. I wasn't reporting him or sommat, I just wanted to make sure someone checked he was still with us.

No problem, mate.

easy_aspie May 18 2010, 22:29:17 UTC

He, uh - he's still here.

[Private]

I don't suppose you know, ah, what-all happened to him, during the flood? I mean, I've got a few hunches, but he's been pretty close-mouthed about the entire experience.

private christ_onabike May 18 2010, 22:33:11 UTC

Not a clue, mate, I was stoned for most of it and didn't run into him. Sorry, I don't know him that well or anything. He seemed a little... out of it when I ran into him, though.

Like he said he 'needed to do this' - now, I dunno, mate, maybe this is my experience with drugs talking, but that's an ominous fucking sentence from anyone.

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