THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST 24 HOURS OF OUR LIVES. Details to come.

Dear (your secret name),

Meet me at the hangout.

Love,
ChrissyPeas

I will love you greenly for the rest of my life.

That he treats me like a piece of chewed bubble gum makes me want to buy him soda and porn and to type up his praises. Once, my car died in front of his house. He said excitedly, "I have just the thing!!!!!" But for the first time, his oversized anus couldn't get us out of a jam. He is so graceful, though. I think it's because he studied ( Read more... )