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[chrisheckisking]

Friends forever. Or friends for now

Comments

[awkwardxmelody]

though some people have said you hate me so much, I miss you a lot.

but aren't I always saying that?

[chrisheckisking]

yes, and i'm always trying to assure you that i don't hate you.

[chrisheckisking]

i am one for the theatrics.

but, no, this is way too serious and i've been crying alongside this person for the past few days.

[bashfullybane]

Honestly, and, as almost always, selfishly: please stop sounding so much like me.

voice over by Leeeroy Jenkins: Least you have Elle.

[chrisheckisking]

meh, elle talking to me happens once in a blue moon.

[bashfullybane]

lol, but that's how it goes with someone so "awesome". I got the privilege of talking to her when she used 173 txt messages on our shared plan last month. That's not exactly my most pressing thoughts on us, which lie somewhere around shamed and unrequited love, but at least she's being civil.

Now why are we sharing a plan? Apparently because we're waiting until November (when it started) to break up the plan, since we probably can't stand being around each other long enough to talk to the sprint representative. I'm buying at least a $300 dollar suit for the occasion and begging her hand in marriage, probably beforehand. Right in front of Lansing's busiest road, at a stoplight. As my freshly-nominated best man, what are my chances?

...just kidding. Marriage, or at least coffee every once in a while.

[chrisheckisking]

best man? marriage? wha?? that stuff is too real for us right now. we're just children posing as adults. all twentysomethings are.

[anonymous]

If you don't do better in the gym next time, I'll kill you.

[chrisheckisking]

i promise i'll be less of a pussy.