nobody loves a slinky

[chris_capuano]

From Atlanta to Milwaukee, from Milwaukee to Springfield, from Springfield back to Milwaukee, to Arizona, to Milwaukee, back to Arizona. Add a trip or two to Louisiana in there, because I am visiting Benji whether he likes it or not

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Dudical! Got me a dollah.

[chris_burke2]

He got your number by paying off the shady, trench-coat man who lurks in alleyways and sells your contact information, and he called you to invite you to a huge party on his shrimpboat.

*grabby hands*

wtf is a dudical?

[chris_capuano]

...damn, thought I fired him.

Dudical (adj): derivative of dude, descriptive form of root word

[chris_burke2]

You did, I rehired him. Thought he was sexier than you.

Re: Dudical (adj): derivative of dude, descriptive form of root word

[ben_sheets]

Thought he was sexier than you.

Side by side comparisons prove that this is indeed accurate.

[scott_podsednik]

I GAVE IT TO HIM.

I told him to leave you several sexually explicit voicemails.

Now where's my damn dollar?

[chris_capuano]

I knew it!

Psh, I'm keeping the damn dollar now.

[eric_byrnes]

You know you liked the voicemails. Don't lie.

[chris_capuano]

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

[ben_sheets]

because I am visiting Benji whether he likes it or not.

Punk. At least let me clean the house first.

I'll give you a dollar if you can answer.

Can I say "it was the will of the gods" and still get the dollar?

[chris_capuano]

Get to it, mister, I'll be down that way in approximately four hours.

The dollar offer expired long ago.

[ben_sheets]

You scared the shit out of me. I'm taking my housekey back so you can't get in anymore. Never, ever stare me in the face until I wake up again. Do you hear me? Seriously. I nearly crapped myself.

How about fifty cents?

[chris_capuano]

This is me laughing my ass off at you. Haaaaa ha ha.

Besides, maybe I have another key hidden somewhere that you don't know about. Oooo...