Stupid People in Oklahoma (Part II)...

[chrastan]

When I posted the link about the Oklahoma legislator that wanted to re-legalize cockfighting by putting little boxing gloves on the roosters, leahrosmertasaid that she really hates it when people in her state act like idiots. Well, Leah, I hate to break it to you, but

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Fiat Lux

[jatsu13]

I saw this yesterday and chuckled. The most disturbing thing, I thought, was the shameless GOP plug in the elephant house. Surely the Dems got a panties bunch from that one.

Actually the creationist exhibit could be pretty fucking awesome. They should erect a 50 ft state of Uriel complete with his flaming sword guarding the entrance to the Garden. The best exhibit would be the 10am, 12noon, 2:30pm and 5pm shows where they mixed the proverbial lions and the lambs, the adders and the children to drive home the point that we aren't in the Garden of Eden any more and the Kingdom still needs a bit o' work. Tree of Life and Tree of Knowledge product tie ins at the concession stands would be wicked hardcore tasty. I'm thinking something in an icee-pop.

Now if only they could clone up a dinosaur from all that T-rex soft tissue they discovered they could have an exhibit with the men and dinosaurs walking together--as God intended.

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[chrastan]

Wow. I have to say that if they did that, I'd happily pay to see it. It would even give me an excuse to go back and re-visit the city of my birth...

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[jatsu13]

This Creationism fad is all about marketing (IMAX, zoos, amusement parks, etc). Of course the Moogs will buy it for a quarter.

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[chrastan]

I'm suddenly picturing about of advertising execs sitting around a conference table. They're all looking expectantly at some young junior hot-shot who's smiling smugly. Finally, he leans forward and says, "Okay, here goes: Creationism: It's the new Sex and the City."

And then they all suck in their breath, look uncertainly at each other until the head honcho nods slightly, and then begin clapping wildly...

[leahrosmerta]

*curled up in fetal position*