Comments | chozen_rogue: Harry Potter Meme...I should be sleeping.

chozen_rogue

Harry Potter Meme...I should be sleeping.

Jul 26, 2009 02:31

Stolen from cherryfeather . And not stylised.
Not gonna lie, this is pretty harsh to some of the most beloved characters in the series. I defintely go against what most of the fandom seem to believe and love.

What can I say, I am rebel and a bitch.

All time favorite character?
Severus Snape, bitches.

( Read at your own risk. )

fandom: meme, books: harry potter

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codenamepolaris July 26 2009, 16:02:01 UTC

I am also in agreement with the snape/lily deal. Very much so. Fuck you James pothead. Fuck you.

chozen_rogue July 27 2009, 03:30:11 UTC

Yeah! Someone in agreement!

draco_somnians July 26 2009, 16:16:14 UTC

LMFAO! Oh, you made me laugh so much!! Hehe.

You would so be in Slytherin! I don't agree with a few things you put, but life would be boring if we all agreed wouldn't it? *g* I will say though, that stupid fucking epilogue almost ruined JK's credibility for me. WTbloodyF was that?? It was like the worse chapter of fanfic tacked on the end of a truly amazing book. Bad, JK, baaaaad.

Neville/George?? for serious? LOL!

chozen_rogue July 27 2009, 03:45:38 UTC

Glad I could make you laugh! I do try!

And really? You think so? How sweet of you, I so want to be in Slytherine. All the cool kids go there!

*rolls eyes* You said it all - that epilogue did truely feel like a BAD, scary fanfic. *shudders* I honestly don't know what she was thinking...

And yes, I don't even remember how I thought of them but ever since then, I have loved the thought of them being together. I WANT THE FIC! lol

draco_somnians July 27 2009, 19:42:32 UTC

well I can't say I've ever seen any Neville/George fic. If I do I'll let you know. Hmmm, maybe one to file away for comment_fic's Free for all Friday... *g*

Icon LOVE!! Heh!

devils_sparrow July 26 2009, 20:43:18 UTC

....I must do this meme...

And yeah, kinda already knew most of this but still...Squees and giggles abound....

And I read the epilogue....And then read the crack version of the epilogue....The crack version was better written...

chozen_rogue July 27 2009, 03:47:06 UTC

HOLY SHIT! THERE WAS A CRACK VERSION?! Where?!

And yes, you've been there with me from the beginning of my obsession!

devils_sparrow July 27 2009, 15:29:20 UTC

I'll try to find it again, but I think I read it before the Great Computer Changeover so it might be hard to track down.

And yes, yes I have. And it's been a very amusing journey. Which included late nights of finding innuendo and thinking up cracky explanations for teens outside of windows...

devils_sparrow July 27 2009, 16:22:22 UTC

Aha! I have found it!

http://cypheroftyr.wordpress.com/2007/07/27/i-laughed-so-hard-i-cried-crack-fic-re-write-of-the-dh-epilogue-spoilers-of-coures/

Small preview snippet. Warning: contains Snarry. :: “You’re not the only one who likes ass,” Ginny added, taking another swig from her flask and glancing over at Harry. “My husband’s patronus is a stag and his former potion master’s was a doe. I can do the math, honey.”

Enjoy.

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cherryfeather July 27 2009, 01:04:58 UTC

Snape's cloak is made of epic win.

THISSSSSSSSS.

chozen_rogue July 27 2009, 03:47:32 UTC

Well, duh! Lol.