Harry Potter Meme...I should be sleeping.
Stolen from cherryfeather . And not stylised.
Not gonna lie, this is pretty harsh to some of the most beloved characters in the series. I defintely go against what most of the fandom seem to believe and love.
What can I say, I am rebel and a bitch.
All time favorite character?
Severus Snape, bitches.
List the books in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. Half-Blood Prince (Snape for the motherfucking win!)
2. Order of the Phoenix
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Deathly Hallows (This would have a higher place if it weren't were that ridiculous epilogue.)
5. Philosopher's Stone
6. Chamber of Secrets
7. Goblet of Fire (I'm sorry, this felt like JK was just pulling shit out of her ass...)
List the movies in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. Half-Blood Prince
2. Prisoner of Azkaban
3. Philosopher's Stone
4. Order of the Phoenix
5. Chamber of Secrets
6. Goblet of Fire
Favorite chapter from your favorite book?
Spinner's End for sure! Finding out about Snape's house and the fact that Bella and Narcissa were along with him was pretty fucking epic.
Top 5 favorite characters?
1. Snape
2. Lupin
3. Fred
4. Lily
5. Neville & George (because they are my secret slash pairing...)
Five least favorite characters?
1. James Potter
2. Sirius Black *stands up proud*
3. Peter Pettigrew
4. Dumbledore (what a fucking manipulative bastard)
5. ... Ginny Weasley can go and fucking die for all I care.
Neither of the Ministers impress me too much, either.
Favorite member of the Golden Trio?
... Well, I hate each one for a awhile but definitely Hermione. ROn annoyed the shit out of me from the 3rd book to the last and Harry a whiny-ass for most of the last 3 books.
Favorite family?
Definitely the Malfoys; they had some real love there - surprisingly.
Favorite antagonist?
Tom Riddle for the fucking win.
Favorite Death Eater?
*cocks an eyebrow* Snape. But with the others... I love Lucius, Draco, Bella, and Voldie.
Three favorite spells?
1. Sectumsempra, duh... Like there was any question.
2. Unbreakable Vow
3. Legilimens
... Hmm, anyone noticing a pattern?
Three favorite potions?
1. Draught of the Living Death
2. Wolfsbane
3. Veritaserum
Favorite Non-Hogwarts magical building?
... So many: Snape's home, Grimmauld Place, and the Riddle House.
Favorite Diagon Alley shop?
Ollivander's Wands - hands down.
Favorite Hogsmeade Shop?
Shrieking Shack for the win!
Favorite Unforgivable Curse?
If you gonna do something Unforgivable, why not go all the way - fucking Avada Kedavra.
Favorite mode of wizard transportation?
Apparating.
Favorite Weasley?
Duh, Fred, followed closely by his twin.
Favorite Order Member?
Snape... And then Lily and Lupin sorta share the second place in my heart.
Favorite DA Member?
NEVILLE, bitches.
Favorite pet?
Not gonna lie, I'd have a rat but I want a phoenix. Fuck the rules.
Favorite Hogwarts room?
*taps fingers* I'm gonna give you 2 seconds to igure this one out... The Potions Room and SNAPE'S OFFICE! And his bedroom.
Though I do love the Astrology Tower - think it would be pretty.
Favorite Hogwarts Professor?
I would literally kill to have Lupin as my teacher. Snape, I don't know if I could handle having him as a teacher, might end in some serious restraining orders.
Favorite non-human Hogwarts resident?
... THE OCTOPUS.
Favorite Tri-Wizard Champion?
VOLDIEMORT... Oops, I'm such horrible bitch.
Favorite House Elf?
Fuck the all except Kreacher! HE RULES MY LIFE!
Favorite Wizard sweet?
Either Chocoballs or Sugar Quills.
Favorite couple?
Canon: Lily/Snape - James can suck it and rot in hell for all I care.
Non-canon: Snape/Harry - And no I don't have any guilt what so ever. SNARRY!!!
General Opinions:
Biggest surprise of the series?
Really, nothing surprised me except for Fred's death - that killed me. And even though Travis called it, RAB's identity.
Biggest letdown of the series?
The Epilogue... I mean really, what the shit was that? IT WAS AWFUL AND DOES NOT EXIST! Also Harry/Ginny.
One character you wish lived?
Fred. I knew both Snape and Lupin would die but fuck me... That made no since.
Moment that will always make you cry?
I won't lie, I had to put book down and walk away to cry for about hour when I read what was on Lily/James' headstone. I don't care what anyone says, Snape wrote it - mostly because he said something very similiar earlier on in the book.
I also cried at the memory of Snape's patronus.
And lastly: "Look. At. Me." *wipes eyes*
Your Patronus would be___?
A wolf.
Three things Amortentia would smell like to you.
Old Books. Dragon's Blood. And wet soil - don't ask, I LOVE how a forest smells, and they smeel like wet soil.
You would use Felix Felicis to___?
Win the lottery and visit Pannkuk...
Job you would most like to try?
I would like to say Potions Master but I don't have the patience, so a baker and owner of sweets shop.
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Still all the Harry/Hermione but honestly I was okay with Ron/Hermione in the 7th book. Typically, I stay away from both pairings.
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
*rolls eyes* Snape/Lily, they are my OTP. I honestly believe that if Lily had forgiven Snape and Snape hadn't been a stupid 15 year old, James could kiss his chances goodbye. And in my mind, Lily loved Snape till the day she died.
Do you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight?
*laughs histarically* Myers wishes she had a 10th of the talent JK posesses. Twilight is worst crap of fiction I have seen.
Are you going to go see the Half Blood Prince in theaters?
Did and midnight. Fucking amazing and Snape's cloak is made of epic win.
Do you own the books/movies?
No, own all the books (though some are audio) but don't own all the movies. Not sure if I can bring myself to own Goblet of Fire.
Have you ever played any of the video games?
Yes.
Don't they kind of suck?
*shrugs* I actually liked the one I played.
Do you think it would be cool to have a pet owl?
Um no.
How about a rat?
YES - but I've owned one before so I like them.
Have you ever listened to the soundtrack?
No, but I like the music.
Which house would you want to be in?
Slytherine... No lie, I want to be with those GQ motherfuckers like no other. But Trav and Nick had a good point, I would most likely be in Gryffindor or in Hufflepuff.
Do you like Draco?
*blinks* That's like asking me if I like chocolate... YES!
Would you ever enter the Triwizard tournament?
Yes.
Would you keep your money in Gringotts?
Sure why not, they're only pretty fucking bad-ass.
What class would be your favorite?
POTIONS, bitches. Followed closely Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Do you think you would enjoy being a witch/wizard?
Uh, duh...
Ok, geek warning: I bought a Battlestar Galactica t-shirt last night. More to post when it arrives.
Oh and random note: Saul Tigh is still the most bad-ass space pirate ever.
Not gonna lie, this is pretty harsh to some of the most beloved characters in the series. I defintely go against what most of the fandom seem to believe and love.
What can I say, I am rebel and a bitch.
All time favorite character?
Severus Snape, bitches.
List the books in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. Half-Blood Prince (Snape for the motherfucking win!)
2. Order of the Phoenix
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Deathly Hallows (This would have a higher place if it weren't were that ridiculous epilogue.)
5. Philosopher's Stone
6. Chamber of Secrets
7. Goblet of Fire (I'm sorry, this felt like JK was just pulling shit out of her ass...)
List the movies in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. Half-Blood Prince
2. Prisoner of Azkaban
3. Philosopher's Stone
4. Order of the Phoenix
5. Chamber of Secrets
6. Goblet of Fire
Favorite chapter from your favorite book?
Spinner's End for sure! Finding out about Snape's house and the fact that Bella and Narcissa were along with him was pretty fucking epic.
Top 5 favorite characters?
1. Snape
2. Lupin
3. Fred
4. Lily
5. Neville & George (because they are my secret slash pairing...)
Five least favorite characters?
1. James Potter
2. Sirius Black *stands up proud*
3. Peter Pettigrew
4. Dumbledore (what a fucking manipulative bastard)
5. ... Ginny Weasley can go and fucking die for all I care.
Neither of the Ministers impress me too much, either.
Favorite member of the Golden Trio?
... Well, I hate each one for a awhile but definitely Hermione. ROn annoyed the shit out of me from the 3rd book to the last and Harry a whiny-ass for most of the last 3 books.
Favorite family?
Definitely the Malfoys; they had some real love there - surprisingly.
Favorite antagonist?
Tom Riddle for the fucking win.
Favorite Death Eater?
*cocks an eyebrow* Snape. But with the others... I love Lucius, Draco, Bella, and Voldie.
Three favorite spells?
1. Sectumsempra, duh... Like there was any question.
2. Unbreakable Vow
3. Legilimens
... Hmm, anyone noticing a pattern?
Three favorite potions?
1. Draught of the Living Death
2. Wolfsbane
3. Veritaserum
Favorite Non-Hogwarts magical building?
... So many: Snape's home, Grimmauld Place, and the Riddle House.
Favorite Diagon Alley shop?
Ollivander's Wands - hands down.
Favorite Hogsmeade Shop?
Shrieking Shack for the win!
Favorite Unforgivable Curse?
If you gonna do something Unforgivable, why not go all the way - fucking Avada Kedavra.
Favorite mode of wizard transportation?
Apparating.
Favorite Weasley?
Duh, Fred, followed closely by his twin.
Favorite Order Member?
Snape... And then Lily and Lupin sorta share the second place in my heart.
Favorite DA Member?
NEVILLE, bitches.
Favorite pet?
Not gonna lie, I'd have a rat but I want a phoenix. Fuck the rules.
Favorite Hogwarts room?
*taps fingers* I'm gonna give you 2 seconds to igure this one out... The Potions Room and SNAPE'S OFFICE! And his bedroom.
Though I do love the Astrology Tower - think it would be pretty.
Favorite Hogwarts Professor?
I would literally kill to have Lupin as my teacher. Snape, I don't know if I could handle having him as a teacher, might end in some serious restraining orders.
Favorite non-human Hogwarts resident?
... THE OCTOPUS.
Favorite Tri-Wizard Champion?
VOLDIEMORT... Oops, I'm such horrible bitch.
Favorite House Elf?
Fuck the all except Kreacher! HE RULES MY LIFE!
Favorite Wizard sweet?
Either Chocoballs or Sugar Quills.
Favorite couple?
Canon: Lily/Snape - James can suck it and rot in hell for all I care.
Non-canon: Snape/Harry - And no I don't have any guilt what so ever. SNARRY!!!
General Opinions:
Biggest surprise of the series?
Really, nothing surprised me except for Fred's death - that killed me. And even though Travis called it, RAB's identity.
Biggest letdown of the series?
The Epilogue... I mean really, what the shit was that? IT WAS AWFUL AND DOES NOT EXIST! Also Harry/Ginny.
One character you wish lived?
Fred. I knew both Snape and Lupin would die but fuck me... That made no since.
Moment that will always make you cry?
I won't lie, I had to put book down and walk away to cry for about hour when I read what was on Lily/James' headstone. I don't care what anyone says, Snape wrote it - mostly because he said something very similiar earlier on in the book.
I also cried at the memory of Snape's patronus.
And lastly: "Look. At. Me." *wipes eyes*
Your Patronus would be___?
A wolf.
Three things Amortentia would smell like to you.
Old Books. Dragon's Blood. And wet soil - don't ask, I LOVE how a forest smells, and they smeel like wet soil.
You would use Felix Felicis to___?
Win the lottery and visit Pannkuk...
Job you would most like to try?
I would like to say Potions Master but I don't have the patience, so a baker and owner of sweets shop.
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Still all the Harry/Hermione but honestly I was okay with Ron/Hermione in the 7th book. Typically, I stay away from both pairings.
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
*rolls eyes* Snape/Lily, they are my OTP. I honestly believe that if Lily had forgiven Snape and Snape hadn't been a stupid 15 year old, James could kiss his chances goodbye. And in my mind, Lily loved Snape till the day she died.
Do you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight?
*laughs histarically* Myers wishes she had a 10th of the talent JK posesses. Twilight is worst crap of fiction I have seen.
Are you going to go see the Half Blood Prince in theaters?
Did and midnight. Fucking amazing and Snape's cloak is made of epic win.
Do you own the books/movies?
No, own all the books (though some are audio) but don't own all the movies. Not sure if I can bring myself to own Goblet of Fire.
Have you ever played any of the video games?
Yes.
Don't they kind of suck?
*shrugs* I actually liked the one I played.
Do you think it would be cool to have a pet owl?
Um no.
How about a rat?
YES - but I've owned one before so I like them.
Have you ever listened to the soundtrack?
No, but I like the music.
Which house would you want to be in?
Slytherine... No lie, I want to be with those GQ motherfuckers like no other. But Trav and Nick had a good point, I would most likely be in Gryffindor or in Hufflepuff.
Do you like Draco?
*blinks* That's like asking me if I like chocolate... YES!
Would you ever enter the Triwizard tournament?
Yes.
Would you keep your money in Gringotts?
Sure why not, they're only pretty fucking bad-ass.
What class would be your favorite?
POTIONS, bitches. Followed closely Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Do you think you would enjoy being a witch/wizard?
Uh, duh...
Ok, geek warning: I bought a Battlestar Galactica t-shirt last night. More to post when it arrives.
Oh and random note: Saul Tigh is still the most bad-ass space pirate ever.