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Bet you wondered what superheros did in their spare time...


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Who Would kick more ass? Discuss.


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Does old phraseology ever really get old? After reading the word boner in this classic Batman comic, I would say the word still presents minutes of laughter to all who read.


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Your Boobies' Names Are: Abercrombie & Fitch

Get your own Boobie Names

Oh ya, well....Abercrombie and YOUR MOM!!! Hehehe. I saw a shirt one time that said that. And, upon learning the name of my breasts, I remembered that.

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Jury Duty, Jury Duty
Curry, Flurry, Burry, Booty
Plastered, Mastered, Castered, Swilty
Don't you know the Bastard's Guilty?

I'm trying to get out of jury duty right now. I bought some time last time they sent me a notice, but they're on my ass again. Dammit! I don't have time for dees sheet! YAAARRRAAAGHLLLLAHHHHRRRR!!!!!

The quartet is making $$$$$!!!! The weiners and I have accumulated about $800 by singing for two choruses at their rehearsals: the San Diego Sweet Adelines and tonite the Palomar Pacific Chorus. We also got $200 from the Sun Harbor show and we're getting $400 for this weekend's Rancho Bernardo Chorus show. This means that the trip to Louisville ( Read more... )