So yea, the apartment is awesome and the weather is great everyday... creepy. I wake up to the love of my life and his smelly breath every morning and only have classes twice a week. Life doesn't get much better than this. Oh yea... my puppy is awesomer than yours...
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you are too fucking beautiful,

you'll get away with anything and everything....

wow being a mom sort of sucks..........

so in the day in the life of amanda...

• bullets are awesome and do the trick
• i start my new job as assistant manager at claire's the 26th
• im hoping i can stay at zales 2x a week
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so willow OWNed at the dog show and won because she's a mother fuckin' champ...OH YEA

and she met her cousins and took on soooo many HUGE dogs at the park, it was like a porno let me tell ya...

BUH SHES A VIRGIN!!!!!! OHHHHHHH

so picture time
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• bathed the puppy
• interviewed and got the job at Morell Caters
• got more hours at zales because my manager is awesome (with a CAPITAL A)
• began to celebrate my one year with john by having fights and lovage
• slept a few ten hours

Star Wars Horoscope for Taurus


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i am awesome, meow

i dont hate you

i dont hate you

well that makes one of us

im not too fond of me

or you

or anything with a penis or any type of genitals for that matter

or eyes

eyes fucking suck the most

mmmk

i'm a pain in the ars

kara makes me laugh
john makes me nervous
and you make me cry

you bitch

she was stupid, bloody hell...

the guts were everywhere...

you should have been there...

it was beautiful...

it was garbage...

it was a mistake...