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Keanu Reeves Says: Whoa.
Sorry about the dusty old look about the place, I've been on a few travels. Oh the stories I could tell... Like the one about the pirates. Oh, those pirates. Such nice fellows. Anyway, getting a tad sidetracked. The point is, I've not been on sinc last year and I'm very sorry. I'm sure there's someone out there who wants to listen to me bang on ( Read more... ) -
About me...
I'm an everyman nerd with Aspergers who lives underground reading wiki entries and ranting about crap that makes sense to normals while living off McDonalds. I HATE internet trolls, learner drivers, emos, the closed-minded, and fangirls. Also, I think Encyclopedia Dramatica is funny, thank you. -
Rambly Rambly Rambly Blarg
Being a crotchety old bastard is probably the easiest job ever. Guy in front of you? Beat the crap out of him with your cane. Guy cuts in line? Shove his ass aside. Sod politeness, you're a senior! (I think I love you, TV Tropes.) And now, for all you fellow nerds out there: Kxalti L'chaim Zatanna sucks Superboy Prime sucks also Batman Godzilla ( Read more... ) -
New Location
Live from my Dad's titchy laptop, it's the LIFE SHOW!
Well, *I* like it. Bloody keys stick,though. Now I'm watching CSI (Miami is still better IMO)and typing in the background. I'm in Heaven. -
Bored in the Summer
The only interesting thing I can say is that I'm using my PS3 to write this, and I'm dreadfully bored. HOW BORED? Well, about as bored as anyone watching a film with Zach Efron in. Going to a Pink Floyd tribute next week (WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! Sorry, reflex.) -
A Message To The Closed-Minded Youths Of Today
Dear Closed-Minded Youths Of Today,
The word "gay" is not an insult, wearing your belt around your thighs and calling everyone "homie" does not make you an African-American,
the only good rappers are R Kelly and Duane and BrandO, black people do NOT go around shooting everyone and the phrase "nigga" has been offensive since the 50s. Thank you for -
Hi LJ!
Hello. This is me documenting my pointless life, with the occasional insane rambling. There'll be articles on crazy stuff like stereotypes and pay phones and politics every so often.
Cue loneliness and spam.