Knowing what i want and then showing up must be like 95% of effort i'm going to need to get anywhere in life.

I seriously think some days i wake up with the purposeful mission of screwing any change of a future in my future ( Read more... )

Friends, my head is swimming and it was swimming only 2 hours ago when my good cat skittles got me out of a drunk in public ticket.  Let me recap for all of you who were not there in the moment, that includes everyone except my cat skitzo, the texas ranger, and myself possing as a drunk ( Read more... )

None of the roommates made it back last night.

Good thing too.  I think i may have transcended a new level of awkwardness.  Actually i know i did.  The night still ended in smiles all around and i have nothing to feel guilty about.

in ceramics I have made  a tea pot, and a set of mugs ( Read more... )

Pete punished our toilet.  The bowl was ass-spackled with poop, literally caked on, like some scat-friends version of a birthday cake.  After further investigation of the bowl and our collective knowledge of the where-abouts of Pete we determined that the bowel movement much have gone supersonic instantly ( Read more... )

Best Halloween ever!  I was Yoshi and a bunch of my pals went as other Mario characters.  We collectively won a costume contest which resulted in lots of liquor flowing our way.  This in turn resulted in a Mario dance off, where each character had to come up with a signature move, i wish i had brought an egg for that part.  There was another good ( Read more... )

Finally an end to the only drought not directly caused by global warming!

(how is that for Cryptic Laura!)

It's hard to not let the one thing that's not right consume you.  You just forget that everything else is working out just fine.  Being lonely is just such a social paradox, no one wants to hang out with someone who is lonely, so they become even more lonely.  God, why can't my problems be solved by giant mirrors in space, or a multitude of other ( Read more... )

Dark horse Brewing company answered prayed i did even know i had.   With Scotty Karate Ale, a Scottish Ale, i feel like this week has been made easier to coup with.  Pumpkin carving will make tomorrow bearable.

OH god, my hand smells of poor people.