this girl kept telling me she'd tie me to the bed and set my house on fire. I just thought it was her idea of a bad joke, until I caught the end of that eminem feat. rihanna song ( Read more... )

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jesus this album is so fire. fuck. go listen to that shit right now

i am like some kind of closet kylie minogue fan.

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i just think it'd be really fun to go to a kylie concert.

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I was walking down a flight of stairs, I look out the window and see a cute girl walking and then she leans her head back to huck up a giant wad of mucus onto the ground. I ran away to put distance between me and this...abomination.

wtf.

I just hit a 100% on a test I took 2 hrs after being bitten by a dog. After cursing the dog and its owner's family to the nether back and forth, I got the test a week after the bite, and now I don't know whether I should go dognap that rat bastard or taunt it so I get bit every time before I have some major academic thing going on ( Read more... )

I never really believed in pruning friends lists until I checked my 'invitations page' and it is filled with all these annoying fucks who can't catch a hint. No I don't want to attend your shitty experimental kazoo show, no I don't want to join your club of 3 people so you can apply for club funding, and no I don't want any of your cake. I HATE ( Read more... )

doesn't really fit on my idolblog or another one that I'm contributing to, so I guess this LJ will stay in a state of updated whenever I feel like it (not that it wasn't before but you know ( Read more... )

people who want to keep up on whatever I am up to, should go follow me at my new blog at maeda-atsuko.net, although I can't possibly imagine why anyone would want to do that ( Read more... )

January is slowly coming to an end. There's an unshakable sense of foreboding that follows me everywhere, but it's most noticeable when I'm tossing and turning waiting for sleep to overcome me ( Read more... )