cris-muuuuhhhhhhs

[chiller]

The pile under the tree groweth ever mightier. The living room looks as if terrorists broke in and slaughtered junkie squatters. And then the SAS came in and slaughtered the terrorists. And then had a big gay[1] party to celebrate

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[ruthi]

I've run out of bows. Can I just hang myself? I've got bags of ribbon left.

If you have the strength to hang yourself, you have the strength to tie bows out of ribbon.

[chiller]

Darned logic! ;)