For the record, Sphere?

- No, I do not need an eyepatch.
- No, I do not like frills.
- No, I do not know what the point is of making me wear shorts is when my socks go all the way up to my knees anyway.
- No, I do not get why I need to wear suspender garter things for my socks anyways. Through apparently Argent does.
- No, I do not it compromises the ( Read more... )

To the guy who landed on my shoes this afternoon, delivered via cocoon:

I'd like to apologize for the whole bubble fiasco earlier.  Given the fact that the lot of us are still test driving these mindlinked tell-alls, I hope you understand that all commentary -- inappropriate and not -- that came along with your greeting was [a long pause] very ( Read more... )

Okay.

So given the fact that my sworn enemy and nemsis (T -- the artist formerly known as Dash) seems to have been thrust into this world with an insane preoccupation with pizza, coupled with the realization that not enough of you know what on earth that pizza is, I suggest a pizza sampling should be organized, to be put together by the nefarious ( Read more... )

To all of the people who are helping with the evacuation, be careful.

For the record, me and Dub are going try to be on "ball duty".  I figure between the light show and a little brute force, we can keep at least one if not two of the damn things occupied between releases.  Should buy everybody a little time to get the wounded and the cocoons out of ( Read more... )

To all of you haters out there that seem to think that spandex was hell-sent by the Antichrist himself in order to torture our mortal souls-

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SPANDEX.
SPANDEX CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.
IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO PULL OFF SPANDEX.

LET'S JUST ALL ADMIT THIS AND MOVE ON.
THE SPHERE WILL BE A BETTER PLACE FOR IT.

peace out, in love and ( Read more... )