26th Sphere

[child_abuser]

So I guess today's some sort of holiday or somethin', right?  Saw a bunch of the neighbors grillin' up some meat.  I don't give a damn about this America guy or his birthday, but hell, I never pass up a chance to cook up some steaks.  So, uh, pool's open, and if anybody wants to come have some steak or whatever, there's extra.

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[wristsniper]

I may drop by.

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[child_abuser]

You expectin' any trouble today?

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[wristsniper]

Yes. Quite a bit of it. I hope I'm wrong.

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[child_abuser]

Well, I'll be ready.

[the_strong_deva]

I'll be interested to see if your steak-making skills are up to the standards of the mighty oni.

[child_abuser]

Maybe you can give me some pointers.

[the_strong_deva]

Fire helps.

[child_abuser]

Well, yeah, that's basic knowledge.

[wolf_wolves]

I do like steak.

[child_abuser]

C'mon over, then, there's plenty here.

[wolf_wolves]

Make mine extra rare. I want it to start screaming when I take a bite.

[And he's off. Any further posts can be assumed to be face-to-face.]

[child_abuser]

"No problem."

[And once Free arrives, there is a steak that looks like it's been passed through a warm room. Or perhaps Jecht simply showed a picture of fire to a cow. In either case, extra rare.]