-cartilage (re)piercing -urth caffe (but i wasnt very hungry) -gift card shopping spree -one uncomfortable encounter -crepes -creepers, mucus -gelson's -inspiration point -death of an era -late night cheese toast -lots of cookies and goldfish -inaccurate bra measurements
Alright, Rupert, are you ready to hear our Mad Lib?
Cinderella had three wicked stepwatermelons who were very smelly to her. So her fairy god-toilet turned a pumpkin into a fanny and sent her off to the poop.