Literary Botticelli

[chickenfeet2003]

It's a quiet, rather dull day in Toronto and I can't play rugby today because of the Evil Shoulder™. So, modeled after kinetikatrue's version, how about a round of Literary Botticelli?

Comments

[white_hart]

Are you an aristocratic detective?

[chickenfeet2003]

I am not Lord Peter Wimsey

[forthright]

Do you have an Aunt Agatha?

[chickenfeet2003]

I am not Bertie Wooster

[white_hart]

Do you wear an iron hat, and do flowers wilt when you pass?

[chickenfeet2003]

I/they do not. Ask me a follow up.

[white_hart]

That was probably a little unfair of me (Aunt Fidget Wonkham-Strong, from Quentin Blake's How Tom Beat Captain Najork and his Hired Sportsman, which I've never met anyone outside my immediate family who remembered).

Are you a character in a work of genre fiction?

[curtana]

Off-topic: I remember it! :)

[bopeepsheep]

Do you dream of murdering your wife?

[chickenfeet2003]

I think you'll have to hold that. white_hart still has the floor

[bopeepsheep]

Ah, I was assuming your rule above applied to your first answer to the question (so you didn't have to think about two different questions at once), not to supplementaries.

[bopeepsheep]

So, do you dream of murdering your wife?

[coughingbear]

Are you a Beau who is reluctant to marry?

[chickenfeet2003]

I am not. Ask away.

[coughingbear]

Is your author male?

[chickenfeet2003]

He is.