An imaginary conversation with my Monster.com job posting alert service

[chibisuzaku]

Me: Monster.com, please send me email alerts whenever you get a posting matching the terms, "editorial assistant nyc

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[tokki_chan]

I suppose I'm not getting any hits because I won't put out :(

*sad tokki in da sno*

[chibisuzaku]

Well I put out, and look what I got.

[chibisuzaku]

Monster's become such a fucking joke now, I don't understand why.