Somehow I always imagined Dolores Umbridge was the kind of character that would be friends with Nurse Ratched. They'd sit primly on Nurse Ratched's porch and sip tea while being sweet like honey to one another. Once in a while, one of them might leak an ugly comment, but thinly veiled through high-pitched, lady-like, giggling and demurely lowered

It's a great feeling when you know that your parents think you're pathetically mediocre and that your desired major is useless. It's just fantastic ( Read more... )

The best thing about the movie Hostage is the character Mars, played by Ben Foster. He is so.. amazingly.. sexy. Ha. Bet you didn't think I was gonna say that. But it's true. He is mmmmm-Hot. Dysfunctional, crazy, and masochistic, sure.. ........I guess I have good taste in men. X ( Read more... )

Accepted into Rhode Island School of Design. Yay. :D

What does it say about Google that I actually believed their April Fool's Joke

It says that I think Google is amazing and can do anything.

www.lost.eu/37bc3

this is your invitation

I hate the movie Thirteen. It's depressing and it makes me want to kill myself. And I don't feel any connection to it because I've never known anyone like that. Since when was drinking, smoking, having sex, getting high, and general stupidity so ubiquitous among 13-year olds? Okay, so maybe the latter is ( Read more... )

Accepted to University of Virginia. Also, admittance to their Echols Scholars Program. Whoo ( Read more... )

( It's not just on AIM either. He's always like this. )

I got into NYU. :D

One down, seven more to go.