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Somehow I always imagined Dolores Umbridge was the kind of character that would be friends with Nurse Ratched. They'd sit primly on Nurse Ratched's porch and sip tea while being sweet like honey to one another. Once in a while, one of them might leak an ugly comment, but thinly veiled through high-pitched, lady-like, giggling and demurely lowered eyelids.